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Butter + Cooter
« on: September 10, 2005, 02:11:19 am »
Thanks to leet_muffin for showing me this:

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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2005, 02:41:59 am »
omfg.... LMFAO!!
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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2005, 03:05:34 am »
Throw in mario party and I bet she opens up like a book.
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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2005, 03:07:21 am »
Quote from: Mythix on September 10, 2005, 03:05:34 am
Throw in mario party and I bet she opens up like a book.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2005, 10:47:49 am »
What a retard..
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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2005, 01:08:14 pm »
Lmfao, I doubt that this really happened.  No one is that stupid......  I hope. :(
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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2005, 02:07:32 pm »
Oh my god.. *wipes tear from eyes*
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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2005, 03:37:34 pm »
I saw this in, of all places, the WoW Support Forums. "I BURNED MY GIRLFRIENDS COOTER"
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2005, 04:13:44 pm »
I SO want to bust out laughing right now, I'm so giggling like a girl @ work.

Scary parts: 22yr old dude & a 15/16yr old :(
She doesn't have very much self respect if she is willing to give up her virginity (I assume) for a few video games...eww

HA!
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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2005, 06:25:53 pm »
When did butter take 8 minutes in a micrwave to melt? I could melt butter faster between my legs, wtf.
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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2005, 06:27:33 pm »
Quote from: Scr33n0r on September 12, 2005, 06:25:53 pm
When did butter take 8 minutes in a micrwave to melt? I could melt butter faster between my legs, wtf.

That's the whole idea.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2005, 06:37:26 pm »
Quote from: Newby on September 12, 2005, 06:27:33 pm
Quote from: Scr33n0r on September 12, 2005, 06:25:53 pm
When did butter take 8 minutes in a micrwave to melt? I could melt butter faster between my legs, wtf.

That's the whole idea.
Hold on, going to go test this. My bet is that the butter wont even be in the bowl after 8 minutes, afk.
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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2005, 06:52:48 pm »
My bets on burning.
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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2005, 07:26:13 pm »
k, all done. I think we both win? Dunno, you tell me.

http://screend-productions.net/images/Butter%20+%20Cooter%20Story%20Experiment/
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Re: Butter + Cooter
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2005, 07:49:52 pm »
That's awesome!! Next time, try in a microwave safe bowl, like something "corelle." Maybe porcelain.
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