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Offline deadly7

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Coherent English isn't in!
« on: September 04, 2005, 02:41:07 pm »
This leads up to the whispers:
 [13:32:36.055] <SPT> it kinda interesting that some wc player have problems with hosts games because of there fire wall
 [13:32:47.902] <WhiteWhale@Azeroth> No. I don't think so at all.
 [13:32:53.941] <WhiteWhale@Azeroth> It's a serious problem though.
 [13:33:01.401] <WhiteWhale@Azeroth> It's like... make better routers/firewalls.
 [13:33:19.437] <WhiteWhale@Azeroth> Can't even play a friggin game
 [13:33:20.769] <SPT> hmm
 [13:33:33.327] <SPT> question
 [13:33:52.645] <SPT> u have more then two firewall running that u don't know about?
 [13:34:07.346] <tech-deadly7-2> how is that a question

(13:51:04) deadly7: stupid people = funny
(13:51:05) deadly7:  [13:36:46.495] <From SPT> at least i'm not a wanabe tech guy :P
 [13:36:55.358] <To SPT> What the hell's a "wanabe"?
 [13:37:11.190] <To SPT> And your question is retarded, considering that you never actually asked a question.
 [13:37:25.181] <To SPT> "u have more than two firewall running that u don't know about"? isn't a question.
 [13:37:37.098] <To SPT> Had you said "do u have more than two firewall running that u don't know about", i would have answered it
(13:51:51) deadly7:  [13:41:18.085] <From SPT> it could be ur computer is a pice of shit and ur got ur tech lic. fron and cracker jack boxs that ur mommy bought u stfnigger
 [13:42:42.166] <To SPT> I'm sorry, I do not speak dipshit. Please rephrase your statement in coherent english and a knowledged tech will be here to assist you shortly.
 [13:42:48.265] <tech-deadly7-2> 'shitlist spt@USeast
 [13:42:48.425] SPT was banned by Distant.Echo@Azeroth (Shitlisted.).
 [13:42:48.485] <From Distant.Echo@Azeroth> Added spt@USeast to the shitlist.
 [13:42:53.022] <From SPT> urasff techy hahaha u can't tech ur way out of a story
(13:52:17) deadly7:  [13:44:34.508] <To SPT> I fail to see how I can't "tech my way out of a story", which is quite possibly the most retarded phrase I have ever heard.

(13:52:56) deadly7:     [13:45:43.868] <From SPT> retarded huh look who is talking... wanabe
 [13:45:57.627] <To SPT> Yet again I ask what a "wanabe" is.
 [13:46:06.520] <From SPT> retarded huh look who is talking... wanabe it u
 [13:46:12.649] <To SPT> brb, changing my BIOS to speed up my computer thanks to my new Antec cooling system.
 [13:47:43.840] <From SPT> ooo ur going to speed up ur bio's omygod not that
 [13:48:04.920] <To SPT> You don't even know what BIOS is, retard.

(13:53:15) deadly7:  [13:49:13.880] <From SPT> bios is what operate and control the mother borad stupid monkey fuck
 [13:49:54.378] <To SPT> Yes, because you can operate a "mother borad"
 [13:50:04.272] <From SPT> or is that to tech for u to understand
 [13:52:42.119] <From SPT> go fuck ur self... anyone can be a tech wanabe like u stupid fuckin nigger 
 [13:52:48.488] <To SPT> rofl


He decides to log on with another account which I ban for being on the same IP (since I'm cool):
 [13:58:11.282] <From Silentnight> what the fuck u talking about
 [13:58:46.183] <From Silentnight> i heard that a good place to go
 [13:59:09.476] <From Silentnight> unban me me bitch
 [13:59:18.169] <To Silentnight> that's not very nice.
 [13:59:23.016] <To Silentnight> Don't make me delete your MBR.
 [13:59:42.403] <From Silentnight> that not nice what u fucking did
 [13:59:52.748] <To Silentnight> Haha you don't know what your MBR is!
 [14:00:19.667] <To Silentnight> It's ok, I'll let google load for you.
 [14:00:51.212] <From Silentnight> and u don't know how ur fucking dealing with
 [14:01:09.979] <To Silentnight> Obviously not, since a hacker wouldn't type lyke n idiot l0l
 [14:01:25.912] <From Silentnight> u can take ur mbr and stick in ur ass
 [14:01:37.859] <To Silentnight> LOL computer illiterate newb.
 [14:02:39.859] <From Silentnight> computer illiterate just with bots
 [14:02:54.179] <To Silentnight> Ok, then what's your MBR mr "you can take ur mbr and stick it in ur ass"
 [14:04:48.453] <From Silentnight> why u asking me u think i'm spt dood which i don't have a fucking clue how it is or what what and i can't hlep it if u think u have to prov that ur better which ur not
 [14:05:07.261] <To Silentnight> funny how when i /ignore spt  i end up ignoring you, isn't it.
 [14:05:22.092] <To Silentnight> So you must either be that dumbass' brother, sister, mother, father, whoever the hell else lives there, or HIM.
 [14:05:33.608] <From Silentnight> mbr what a nobb question and from a noob techy asking me this guay question
 [14:05:40.208] <To Silentnight> Well what is it then?
 [14:06:46.273] <From Silentnight> ur just a little kid thinking out ur ass noob
 [14:07:47.641] <From Distant.Echo@Azeroth> Ignoring messages from "spt@USEast".
 [14:10:12.489] <From Silentnight> noob
 [14:10:24.136] <To Silentnight> You're dodging the question. What is your MBR?
« Last Edit: September 04, 2005, 02:58:42 pm by deadly7 »
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

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<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

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(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
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Re: Coherent English isn't in!
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2005, 03:25:59 pm »
Haha. Deadly can't tech his way out of a story and he got his tech license from a cracker jack box.
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Coherent English isn't in!
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2005, 03:46:05 pm »
What... those licenses aren't real?  :-[
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Coherent English isn't in!
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2005, 09:40:48 pm »
Oh crap.. We need licenses?
*runs to the DTS to get his* (Department of Tech Surtification (sp?))
Meh, It's SBS wtf do you expect, most people who comein there are asses :/ But it's cool when you find a nice person who actually jsut wnts to help, and listens :/ oh well
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Re: Coherent English isn't in!
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2005, 11:06:25 pm »
I would have thought you of all people would know this blake, you obviously ban people when they need to help too fast.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Coherent English isn't in!
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2005, 12:48:33 am »
That's me via whisper. :)!
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine