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Re: Kevin
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2005, 06:29:58 pm »
GameSnake, you're the new moderator of this forum.

You make up some badass questions. 8)
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[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Kevin
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2005, 06:34:13 pm »
GameSnake: Send me the grading scale for that or whatever, I want to see what my answers meant. :P

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Re: Kevin
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2005, 06:35:25 pm »
Buns of steel.



HOLY BUNS OF BUTTERY OATMEAL WTF?

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Re: Kevin
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2005, 08:23:20 pm »
Programming: What languages? Ansi C, C++, VB
Robotics: You finish Sidoh's Orgasmatron 3000 yet or what? On the school robotics team as the programmer and in on the animation department
Sports: What sports? Refer to running. Cross Country/Track
Computers: Relating to what other then programming? Security
Books: Name your favorite, if they're not e-books fuck you! Fuck you too ;)
Grades: Wtf, endlife.exe. Wtf.?
College: Unless you like college because you get lots of drunk women there's something wrong with you. Tongue Heh. I'm in it for the education... ::)
Education: Wtf, k, this is getting repetitive. k
Life: What, the, fucking, hell? Uh, enjoying it.
Games: You damn well better. Name what you play. BF2, SC, D2(Used to), WC3(I suck), CS(Used to), Far Cry(Used to)...
Music: What kind? Favorite band? I listen to just about everything except heavy metal. Some rap is good, except for the stupid ones.
Technology: Refer to Robotics. Sure.
Gadgets: Refer to Technology. It's not part of robotics though.
Running: Do you have buns of steel? Hell yeah I do. 5:24 Mile time :D

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You are about to give directions to a person who is standing with you.
She is staying in a hotel in town and wants to visit your house later.
She has a rental car. I would:
   draw or provide a map on paper.
   tell her the directions.
   write down the directions (without a map).
   collect her from the hotel in a car.

You are not sure whether a word should be spelled 'dependent' or 'dependant'. I would:
   look it up in the dictionary.
   see the word in my mind and choose by the way it looks
   sound it out in my mind.
   write both versions down on paper and choose one.
---know it because I'm cool like that. ;)

You have just received a copy of your itinerary for a world trip. This is of interest to some friends. I would:

   phone, text or email them and tell them about it.
   send them a copy of the printed itinerary.
   show them on a map of the world.
   describe what I plan to do at each place on the itinerary.

You are going to cook something as a special treat for your family. I would:

   cook something familiar without the need for instructions.
   thumb through the cookbook looking for ideas from the pictures.
   refer to a specific cookbook where there is a good recipe.

A group of tourists has been assigned to you to find out about wildlife reserves or parks. I would:

   drive them to a wildlife reserve or park.
   show them slides and photographs.
   give them pamphlets or a book on wildlife reserves or parks.
   give them a talk on wildlife reserves or parks.

You are about to purchase a new CD player. Other than price, what would most influence your decision?

   the salesperson telling you what you want to know.
   reading the details about it.
   playing with the controls and listening to it.
   it looks really smart and fashionable.

Recall a time in your life when you learned how to do something like playing a new board game. Try to avoid choosing a very physical skill, e.g. riding a bike. I learnt best by:

   visual clues -- pictures, diagrams and charts.
   written instructions.
   listening to somebody explaining it.
   doing it or trying it.

You have a knee problem. I would prefer that the doctor:

   told me what was wrong.
   showed me a diagram of what was wrong.
   used a model of a knee to show me what was wrong.

You are about to learn to use a new program on a computer. I would:

   sit down at the keyboard and experiment with the program.
   read the manual that came with the program.
   telephone or text a friend and ask questions about the program.

You are staying in a hotel and have a rental car. You would like to visit friends whose address/location you do not know. I would like them to:

   draw me a map on paper or provide a map from the internet.
   tell me the directions.
   write down the directions (without a map).
   collect me from the hotel in a car.

Apart from the price, what would most influence your decision to buy a particular textbook?

   I have used a copy before.
   A friend talking about it.
   Quickly reading parts of it.
   The way it looks is appealing.

A new movie has arrived in town. What would most influence your decision to go (or not go)?

   I heard a review about it on the radio.
   I read a review about it.
   I saw a preview of it.

Do you prefer a teacher who likes to use:

   a textbook, handouts and readings
   flow diagrams, charts and graphs.
   field trips, models, laboratories and practical sessions.
   class or email discussion, online chat groups and guest speakers.


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Re: Kevin
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2005, 09:08:57 pm »
GameSnake: Send me the grading scale for that or whatever, I want to see what my answers meant. :P
GameSnake, you're the new moderator of this forum.

You make up some badass questions. 8)
Thanks Newby I think it is a fair judgement of standards in excellence.

Trust I'd challenge you to write up php script if you know php for it.

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Re: Kevin
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2005, 09:16:12 pm »
GameSnake: Send me the grading scale for that or whatever, I want to see what my answers meant. :P
GameSnake, you're the new moderator of this forum.

You make up some badass questions. 8)
Thanks Newby I think it is a fair judgement of standards in excellence.

Trust I'd challenge you to write up php script if you know php for it.
He's the only gangster I know that can program. :-*

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Re: Kevin
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2005, 09:31:33 pm »
People keep ignoring me :(. Which city do you live in?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Kevin
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2005, 11:34:05 pm »
People keep ignoring me :(. Which city do you live in?
Trust you have nice eyes dude, that's a sweet grill, yo.

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Re: Kevin
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2005, 11:50:13 pm »
Trust is a wannabe gangster.

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Re: Kevin
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2005, 12:18:14 am »
Trust is no gangster. He's off his OG-* tag, and back on his [e1] tag.

Look at what [e1] can do to a negro such as Trust:

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[16:15:54.745] Trust[e1] has joined the channel (ping: 93, flags: 0)
[16:16:08.579] <Trust[e1]> Greetings and salutations, gentlemen.
[16:16:43.595] <Mr.Punchy-Face> Hola, son.
[16:16:46.459] <Mr.Punchy-Face> Are you done with OG-* ?:p
[16:24:41.641] <Trust[e1]> Until it's -B :p
[16:24:55.498] <Mr.Punchy-Face> :P

REFORM [e1] NOW.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Kevin
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2005, 12:22:23 am »
Hahaha.

Mr.Punchy-Face... good ol' bnet days.  *sniffle*

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Re: Kevin
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2005, 12:37:22 am »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Kevin
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2005, 12:38:02 am »
AHAHAHAH YOU SUCK

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Re: Kevin
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2005, 01:12:34 am »
wow, that brought me back :)
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Re: Kevin
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2005, 03:01:57 am »
Works for me Newby ;P!
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology