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Offline Ryan Marcus

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Morons and Java...
« on: September 14, 2005, 11:43:17 am »
I was sitting in the computer lab, with ECLISPE (a java editor ) OPEN, WITH ABOUT 3 PAGES OF CODE ON THE SCREEN, and this guy comes up to me, looks over my shoulder, and says "Java, huh?"

So I said, "No you moron, I dropped my coffee on the computer screen, and it leaked into the monitor!"

Then he says "Hold on, I will get the paper towels".

I roll my eyes, and, five minutes later, he taps my shoulder, and HANDS ME A PAPER TOWEL. Everybody in the computer lab bursts out laughing.
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2005, 01:16:20 pm »
I hate morons...
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2005, 01:29:44 pm »
It was either a funny joke, or just somebody stupid, either way its funny. :)
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2005, 08:06:39 pm »
Haha, I think he was the one joking.  :P
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2005, 08:09:53 pm »
Quote from: Krazed on September 14, 2005, 08:06:39 pm
Haha, I think he was the one joking. :P

If he can recognize Java code, he obviously knows it's code and not coffee. I concur.
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2005, 10:28:48 pm »
No, it was not a joke.. He was looking at the assignment sheet to my left that had "Java" in bold on top... I just noticed :-P
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2005, 11:28:51 pm »
OMG
God, it would be cool if something like that happened in my Java class.
I dont care if the guy was or wasnt joking.
It's still funny as helll
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2005, 07:48:30 am »
Classic.
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2005, 08:30:28 am »
Classic, but no one's that dumb, seriously, think a little.
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2005, 08:05:44 pm »
No, trust me... Just look at a few people currently in the White House...
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2005, 09:26:07 pm »
Quote from: Ryan Marcus on September 19, 2005, 08:05:44 pm
No, trust me... Just look at a few people currently in the White House...
Namely? That has nothing to do with being dumb.
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2005, 05:36:49 pm »
I ment there are people in the White House dumb enough to do that... I am not going to name any due to the fact I might get shot..
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2005, 05:56:37 pm »
Quote from: Ryan Marcus on September 20, 2005, 05:36:49 pm
I ment there are people in the White House dumb enough to do that... I am not going to name any due to the fact I might get shot..
Unless they're blind, I highly doubt it.  =p
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2005, 06:24:23 pm »
Quote from: Ryan Marcus on September 20, 2005, 05:36:49 pm
I ment there are people in the White House dumb enough to do that... I am not going to name any due to the fact I might get shot..
I know exactly who you were directing your comment at, don't even try to start that type of arguement unless you feel you wont get torn to shreds.
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Re: Morons and Java...
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2005, 07:49:24 pm »
Quote from: Scr33n0r on September 20, 2005, 06:24:23 pm
I know exactly who you were directing your comment at, don't even try to start that type of arguement unless you feel you wont get torn to shreds.
I don't think we'd tear him to shreds... more just his ideas.
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