Author Topic: Funny quotes not from Op x86 (Read 9174 times)

StaiN · « **on:** April 07, 2005, 09:03:58 pm »

yes but its still funny as hell

StaiN · « **Reply #1 on:** April 10, 2005, 02:58:17 pm »

Poor Trust... Haha

Krazed · « **Reply #2 on:** April 14, 2005, 01:11:20 pm »

Quote from: StAiN on April 10, 2005, 02:58:17 pm

Poor Trust... Haha

Trust could have his own thread for "funny quotes", anything on his emcee name.

Newby · « **Reply #3 on:** April 14, 2005, 08:02:39 pm »

Trust is great. My quotes.txt file is at least 20kb of Trust quotes.

ZeroX · « **Reply #4 on:** April 17, 2005, 06:52:31 pm »

well most of what trust says is just ROFL

trust · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2005, 06:02:28 pm »

That's because Trust rocks niggas' socks.

Newby · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2005, 06:10:13 pm »

Err, Trust is almost too black now...

Anyways, some Trust quotes!

Quote

(16:54:12) Trust: oh btw, my sister is snotty
(16:54:20) Trust: my mom told her to make her bed so she said
(16:54:27) Trust: "Mommy, you say I'm your princess right?"
(16:54:29) Trust: "Yes."
(16:54:40) Trust: "The most beautiful princess in the world?"
(16:54:41) Trust: "Yes."
(16:54:51) Trust: "Well princesses have chamber maids who make their beds for them."

[04:48:46 PM] Newby1337: maybe later, I'm bored and trying to convince archon not to go insane.
[04:48:52 PM] Trust1337: lol
[04:48:55 PM] Trust1337: I tried earlier
[04:49:06 PM] Trust1337: I said "it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"
[04:49:11 PM] Trust1337: his response: "I should shoot you."
[04:49:19 PM] Trust1337: I suck at comforting, I thin.
[04:49:19 PM] Trust1337: k

[04:59:30 PM] Trust1337: I went to greenbrier today, it's a shopping city in a city around here. I had a gift card to best buy, and barnes and noble, both of those are in that shopping center.
[05:00:45 PM] Trust1337: barnes and noble was selling soime books for $1.99
[05:00:53 PM] Trust1337: it rocked, because I got $105 worth for $10
[05:01:07 PM] Newby1337: :_
[05:01:17 PM] Trust1337: none you'd be interested in though
[05:01:26 PM] Trust1337: except maybe 'barbs from the bard'
[05:01:30 PM] Newby1337: :O
[05:01:47 PM] Trust1337: it's a book of shakesperean insults
[05:02:16 PM] Trust1337: for instance
[05:02:38 PM] Trust1337: I would the milk, they mother gave thee when though suck'dst her breast had been a little ratsbane for they sake
[05:02:43 PM] Trust1337: henry vi part 1: v, 4
[05:02:50 PM] Trust1337: Translation: I wish you'd never been born
[05:02:51 PM] Trust1337: heh
[05:03:00 PM] Trust1337: I'm going to use these on you or something.

[04:50:45 PM] Trust1337: I need to learn to crack stuff myself
[04:50:57 PM] Trust1337: because since darkness cracked replay I have to download rap for him

[04:51:49 PM] Trust1337: I was thinking, and I don't think the whole killing family thing is a thing of OCD
[04:51:57 PM] Trust1337: I think it's from the shitty music you listen to
[04:52:09 PM] Trust1337: rotting your brain

[07:18:31 PM] Newby1337: http://www.newbyproductions.net/images/mouse.gif
[07:18:33 PM] Newby1337: My new avatarB)
[07:18:44 PM] Trust1337: WAS THAT IN YOUR HOUSE?!?!!?!??!!?
[07:18:48 PM] Newby1337: NO.
[07:18:50 PM] Trust1337: ok good
[07:18:50 PM] Newby1337: BUT ITS PRETTY^__^
[07:18:57 PM] Trust1337: OMG I WOULD FREAK OUT IF I SAW A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE
[07:19:03 PM] Newby1337: I WOULD BE LIKG "OMG <3"
[07:19:06 PM] Trust1337: unless of course I bought it.
[07:19:09 PM] Trust1337: and it was a pet or something
[07:19:15 PM] Trust1337: but a wild one omg
[07:19:19 PM] Trust1337: I saw one outside once
[07:19:21 PM] Newby1337: I would smile and hug it
[07:19:22 PM] Trust1337: it was soooooo not cool
[07:19:25 PM] Trust1337: wtf?
[07:19:30 PM] Trust1337: it'd bite your face off noob
[07:19:34 PM] Newby1337: You make me laugh.
[07:19:39 PM] Newby1337: <((l)_(l))>
[07:19:39 PM] Newby1337: <3
[07:19:47 PM] Trust1337: this is soooo not a laughing matter.

[19:13:17] <newby_> Trust wants my vhost.
[19:13:18] <newby_>
[19:13:26] <trust> no.
[19:13:33] <newby_> YES YOU DO.
[19:13:39] * newby_ humps Trust
[19:13:40] <trust> maybe.
[19:13:47] * trust e-Cums
[19:13:50] <newby_> ...weirdo.
[19:13:50] <newby_>

[23:40:37] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> I AM GOING TO CAP U IF U DONT LEAVE NETWORKS YOU FCKIN CCKSCKINNGRFGTJW
[23:41:07] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> MESS WIT TRUST AND U AND UR HOMIES MAY BE LYING IN CHALK
[23:46:22] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> FOOL TRUST B OUT
[23:46:36] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> IBOUT LYKE N ARECT PENIS
[23:46:39] <tnarongi> Wangster...
[23:47:27] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> FUCK DIS SILENCE TRUST GONNA BRING IN SUM VIOLENCE
[23:48:44] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> BUT NETWORKZ U BEST WATCH UR BACK OR ILL BE BUSTIN A CAP AND A HALF IN UR ASS FOOL
[23:48:51] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> YOURE ON TRUST TERRORTORY
[23:49:38] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> NO LAUGHING WTF DO U THINK DIS IS #COMEDYCLUB? NIGGA
[23:50:05] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> NOW TRUST NEEDS HIZ BUTY SLEEP SO L8AZ
[23:50:25] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> k later phew
[23:50:30] <newby> Phew.
[23:50:33] <newby> Trust is normal again.
[23:50:43] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> no phew is short for nephew
[23:50:51] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> cr@CKA
[23:51:28] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> WELL EVNE NTRUST NEEDS SOME SLEEP B4 HE KONTINUS HIS MURDAS SO AFKILLZLE

xp is Trust@is.newbys.bitch * Trust
xp is Trust@is.newbys.bitch * I'm the biggest liberal in the world!

trust · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2005, 06:53:47 pm »

Where is the other 15.36KB of ME~!?

Newby · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2005, 06:55:19 pm »

I was mistaken. Most were from iago.

I left a few of yours out, though!@

trust · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2005, 06:03:37 pm »

Post them, I make me laugh. I didn't realize I was this hilarious.
I sqrt(rock^2)-rock.

ZeroX · « **Reply #10 on:** April 20, 2005, 02:44:48 pm »

Most of people from e1 are funny.

*Looks up some gangsta talk form darkness*

trust · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2005, 07:47:45 pm »

Our names are semi-invisible - it was actually [funn]e1.

wires · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2005, 09:01:51 pm »

Quote from: ZeroX on April 20, 2005, 02:44:48 pm

Most of people from e1 are funny.

*Looks up some gangsta talk form darkness*

Yeah, I know I pwn.

rabbit · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2005, 09:15:46 am »

Quote from: iago

It wasn't illegalized for the obvious reason, it was illegalized for a really dumb reason involving Mexicans that I forget now.

Blaze · « **Reply #14 on:** June 01, 2005, 12:19:29 am »

So how about getting that song trust..

trust · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2005, 10:14:10 am »

Quote from: Blaze on June 01, 2005, 12:19:29 am

So how about getting that song trust..

lol.

ZeroX · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2005, 02:51:17 am »

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[11:56:45 PM] -- Tina(x17)@USEast: ZeroX Guess what? 
[11:57:00 PM] -- Tina(x17)@USEast: Iam having anal sex with your nipples, and There isnt a thing you can do about it?
[11:57:16 PM] -- Tina(x17)@USEast: What do you think of that?
[11:57:22 PM] -- ZeroXBot: kek

dx · « **Reply #17 on:** July 20, 2005, 05:51:13 pm »

[non x86 quotes, deemed appropriate to this thread by me]
[19:10] <@Noetic> Bragging about being smarter than Americans would be like bragging about breathing oxygen.

[21:24:29] DarkMinion: I'm at Seton Hospital visiting my grandpa
[21:24:35] DarkMinion: They got a wicked T3 line here ^_^

[1:16:50 AM] <Severe.Chobo> DUDE I SMELL BAD >.< gg moopslar
[1:16:58 AM] <Severe.Chobo> we pwntzor >.<
[1:17:51 AM] <Severe.Chobo> ima pee and make some tang >.<!
[1:17:48 AM] <Severe.Chobo> ^&.^ kK

<Zorm> oh yeah, male models now that would be hot~

<tmp> why do you get all the love in the world ?<mako> was about to say, that doesn't apply for me, I have porn on queue

Screenor · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:29:36 am »

*goes into quotes folder*

(12:04:20) Ron: April 02, 2005 Know The Law In Seattle, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon longer than 6 feet.
(12:04:31) Ron: I'd kinda like to see somebody trying to conceal a weapon larger than 6 feet.

(01:00:38) g0d 0f myg0t: what
(01:00:40) g0d 0f myg0t: why u aint on vent
(01:00:43) g0d 0f myg0t: im fucking vent
(01:00:44) g0d 0f myg0t: bent
(01:00:46) g0d 0f myg0t: i dont wanna type
(01:00:47) g0d 0f myg0t: so repent
(01:00:53) g0d 0f myg0t logged out.

[7:01:37 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 3: System of a Down - PRISON SONG :->
[7:11:39 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 2: Atreyu - someone's standing on my chest :->
[7:13:07 PM] <vuther.de> screenor
[7:13:10 PM] <vuther.de> take that fucken idle off damint
[7:14:09 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 1: Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River :->

(11:47:29) THe SiCk EmPiRe: Thats because
(11:47:32) THe SiCk EmPiRe: you're young
(11:47:36) THe SiCk EmPiRe: and stupid
(11:47:37) Scr33n0r: that's*

(00:56:09) Mythix85: my chair just owned me
(00:56:12) Mythix85: I was rocking backwards
(00:56:13) Scr33n0r: ...
(00:56:13) Mythix85: and fell

Mike.C says:
IF THE FBI SEES ME LOOKINAG AT THAT SHIT
Mike.C says:
I GO TO JAIL
Mike.C says:
DO NOT PASS GO
Mike.C says:
DO NOT COLLECT 200

Warrior R 1337: no lie
Warrior R 1337: Im a doctor
Warrior R 1337: I work at harvard
Warrior R 1337: I found a cure for anal cancer

Trust1337: btw
Trust1337: I made a collage of all the girl sI liked between 2nd and 9th grade.

[11:16:43 PM] <CrAz3D[xL]>say /time
[11:16:43 PM] <CrAz3D> time
[11:16:47 PM] <Mythix[xL]> time
[11:16:50 PM] <Scr33n0rHere> time
[11:16:52 PM] <Scr33n0rHere> ..

[12:49:04 AM] <Warrior[x86]> Alright Im going to post what I would post in sL channel here so I can still pretend im saying it yet not say it (shutup)

(22:02:54) Joey: what was the instalation charge
(22:03:01) Scr33n0r: 75$
(22:03:09) Joey: hole shit
(22:03:18) Joey: holee**
(22:03:22) Scr33n0r: holy*

<TheSickEmpire> (06:11:48) CapTiN CrAy0n: shes one of those
<TheSickEmpire> (06:11:53) CapTiN CrAy0n: i dont put dick in my mouth girls
<TheSickEmpire> (06:11:58) ThE SiCk EmPiRe: WTF
<TheSickEmpire> (06:11:59) CapTiN CrAy0n: lol
<TheSickEmpire> (06:12:01) CapTiN CrAy0n: i know
<TheSickEmpire> (06:12:02) ThE SiCk EmPiRe: HOLY FUCK
<TheSickEmpire> (06:12:05) ThE SiCk EmPiRe: DROP THAT BITCH

Newby · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2005, 06:49:21 am »

You tards. It's quotes from op x86!

trust · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2005, 09:29:13 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 08, 2005, 06:05:05 am

Bump.

You can't really bump a stickied topic.

Screenor · « **Reply #21 on:** August 09, 2005, 03:53:13 am »

Quote from: Newby on August 08, 2005, 06:49:21 am

You tards. It's quotes from op x86!

Quik said no.

ZeroX · « **Reply #22 on:** August 13, 2005, 03:54:47 am »

[7:01:37 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 3: System of a Down - PRISON SONG :->
[7:11:39 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 2: Atreyu - someone's standing on my chest :->
[7:13:07 PM] <vuther.de> screenor
[7:13:10 PM] <vuther.de> take that fucken idle off damint
[7:14:09 PM] <ZeroX.de> KEK

Screenor · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2005, 11:30:54 am »

Quote from: ZeroX on August 13, 2005, 03:54:47 am

[7:01:37 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 3: System of a Down - PRISON SONG :->
[7:11:39 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 2: Atreyu - someone's standing on my chest :->
[7:13:07 PM] <vuther.de> screenor
[7:13:10 PM] <vuther.de> take that fucken idle off damint
[7:14:09 PM] <ZeroX.de> KEK

Fake quote. You weren't even in .de at the time newb.

[7:01:37 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 3: System of a Down - PRISON SONG :->
[7:11:39 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 2: Atreyu - someone's standing on my chest :->
[7:13:07 PM] <vuther.de> screenor
[7:13:10 PM] <vuther.de> take that fucken idle off damint
[7:14:09 PM] <Scr33n0r.de -: Now Playing: 1: Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River :->

Joe · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2005, 10:02:36 pm »

Quote

(21:09:49) Ergot:
Quote
(19:23:57) Jimmy: I got world history with this really retarded chinese guy
(19:24:01) Jimmy: I hate that bastard.
(21:10:10) [x86] Joe: Hypocrite
(21:10:11) [x86] Joe: =p
(21:10:31) Ergot: Hypocrite?
(21:10:39) [x86] Joe: Yes
(21:10:47) [x86] Joe: You're a really retarded chinese guy
(21:10:53) Ergot: ...
(21:10:56) ***Ergot slaps joe.
(21:10:57) Ergot: block.
(21:10:59) [x86] Joe: k.
(21:11:00) [x86] Joe: bai.

Joe · « **Reply #25 on:** August 31, 2005, 11:37:21 pm »

[22:47:43.968] <Brolly.de> Grammar is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse."

trust · « **Reply #26 on:** September 01, 2005, 10:26:46 am »

Scr33n0r stop posting unfunny quotes from places other than Op x86.

Screenor · « **Reply #27 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:00:14 pm »

Quote from: OG Trust on September 01, 2005, 10:26:46 am

Scr33n0r stop posting unfunny quotes from places other than Op x86.

Shut face e-thug, you're not cool. Most of the quotes from others aren't from x86 channel either.

trust · « **Reply #28 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:08:44 pm »

Well at least they've got half of the criteria down.

Quik · « **Reply #29 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:10:14 pm »

Nobody cares what happens in *myg0t*, especially not #myg0t.

Screenor · « **Reply #30 on:** September 01, 2005, 10:44:45 pm »

Then don't reply.

Newby · « **Reply #31 on:** September 01, 2005, 10:45:48 pm »

Quote

Funny Quotes From Op x86-

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if (!strcmp("#myg0t", "#x86"))
{
    leaveclan(newby);
}

deadly7 · « **Reply #32 on:** September 01, 2005, 10:55:21 pm »

WTF DON'T LEAVE CLAN NEWBY OMFG DIE

Joe · « **Reply #33 on:** September 06, 2005, 02:34:51 am »

deadly can read C? ew.

[01:31:47.592] <Lord.de> ?Trigger
[01:31:52.842] <Lord.de> .ban joe*
[01:31:55.404] <Lord.de> !ban joe*
[01:32:00.779] <Lord.de> Stupid vuther!
[01:47:07.154] <Joetheodd2> haha

ZeroX · « **Reply #34 on:** September 06, 2005, 09:52:26 am »

LOL OWNED @ LORD

Krazed · « **Reply #35 on:** September 06, 2005, 03:25:26 pm »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on September 06, 2005, 02:34:51 am

deadly can read C? ew.

[01:31:47.592] <Lord.de> ?Trigger
[01:31:52.842] <Lord.de> .ban joe*
[01:31:55.404] <Lord.de> !ban joe*
[01:32:00.779] <Lord.de> Stupid vuther!
[01:47:07.154] <Joetheodd2> haha

Funny quotes from Op x86.

This shouldn't be hard, especially for clan members.

Joe · « **Reply #36 on:** September 06, 2005, 05:17:01 pm »

Yes it is.

http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,2675.msg25203.html#msg25203

Joe · « **Reply #37 on:** September 07, 2005, 10:38:32 pm »

Clan SBs @ East
[21:51:01.592] Ergot was banned by God_Of_SlaYerS (Ban Evasion).
[21:51:01.686] Ergot was banned by Distant.Echo (Ban Evasion).
[21:51:01.795] Ergot was banned by QuikHelp (Ban Evasion).
[21:51:01.873] Ergot was banned by Helpfiles (Ban Evasion).
[21:51:02.076] Ergot was banned by HdxEvilFire27 (Ban Evasion).
[21:51:11.670] <Joe-Tech> LOL

Blaze · « **Reply #38 on:** September 07, 2005, 11:04:20 pm »

Thats why bots who talk to each other about banning would be good.

Joe · « **Reply #39 on:** September 15, 2005, 10:45:29 pm »

Joe: Zach, you're white trash.
Ashley: Joe, that makes you black trash.
Joe: So you admit it then, I'm black.
Ashley: You're not black..
Joe: You just said I am.
Ashley: No I didn't..

*later on*

Somebody: *something funny that I didn't hear goes here*
Zach: LOLOLOLOLOL
Joe: LOLOLOLOLOL (I laughed at how stupid Zach laughed)
Ashley: LOLOLOLOL
Everybody: LOLOLOLOL
Zach: /me turns red as a cherry
Zach: /me lays head down on desk
Zach: /me starts drooling, still laughing
Ashley: Omg hes gonna dye..
Joe: Who cares?
Megan: Zach stop laughing!
Zach: LOLOLOL
Teacher: Zach, do you need to cool down out in the hall?
Zach: LOLOL I THINK SO LOLOLOL
*five minutes later, zach comes back in*
Zach: LOLOLOLOL
Joe: ...

Newby · « **Reply #40 on:** September 16, 2005, 11:49:12 pm »

Due to popularity of breaking the rule of posting quotes from op x86 only, I've split + made this thread.

Enjoy it, bitches.

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Author Topic: Funny quotes not from Op x86 (Read 9174 times)

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