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Offline Newby

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National Pirate Speaking Day
« on: September 16, 2005, 11:59:59 pm »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: National Pirate Speaking Day
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2005, 12:08:14 am »
HABP
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: National Pirate Speaking Day
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2005, 02:03:37 am »
 Your pirate name is:
Iron Tom Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!


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Re: National Pirate Speaking Day
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2005, 02:22:30 am »
Mine's: Iron Sam Vein!

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Re: National Pirate Speaking Day
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2005, 02:32:17 am »
Y'harr matey. I be Black James Rackham.

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate.      Arr!
   
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: National Pirate Speaking Day
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2005, 12:46:42 pm »
 Your pirate name is:
Mad James Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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Re: National Pirate Speaking Day
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2005, 12:55:07 pm »
My first one was:

Dirty James Kidd
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

But I retook it because I had said that I shower daily, then I got this:

Captain James Rackham
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

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Re: National Pirate Speaking Day
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2005, 05:13:39 pm »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: National Pirate Speaking Day
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2005, 04:58:09 pm »
I'm posting in Pirate Talk tomorrow. :)
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