Right, so there I was, minding my own business, TRYING to watch TV, when *BAM*, some guy whack into the back of the family van, which was parked out front of our house. Immediately I put on my flip flops and go outside. Some fool rammed almost head on into the back of our van, which is 2 months away from being no longer on a lease (and pretty fucked up as it was, it had no heating, no airconditioning, no accessory switch, the front axel wasn't aligned, and the tranny fell out twice since we got it (I literally mean *fell out* too)), and now the hatch is dented on the left side, there's a 2-inch hole in the hatch, and the entire rear-left light area is bashed in. It's not as bad as his car though, the entire front was fizzucked! His radiator was hanging out, the hood was jacked off its right hinge, his right light area was missing, and it took two fire-fighters and two huge-ass crowbill emergency picks just to open the hood. Our van was knocked forward about 5 feet, and now there is a huge black smear on the road (we're not entirely sure what it is..it looks like soot). Nobody was hurt too bad (thankfully), because they all had their seatbelts on.
The street we live on is a 2.5-lane suburban road, meaning that people usually park on both sides, and drive down the middle, pulling overish to allow cars to pass the opposite direction. Apparently, another car was coming twoards him and he judged wrong, and crashed into our van, but we're not entirely sure yet.
As it turns out, the guy had his license revoked, no insurance, no registration, and SEVEN warrents out for his arrest, and that's all before he crashed into us. Now we have to pay damages and our insurance rates go up, all cause this penniless asshole crashed into our parked car when nobody was in/near/around/in visual contact with our van. The morale of the story: if you're this guy I'm going to beat you senseless when you get out of jail.
