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Welcome to the Republican Party
« on: September 14, 2005, 06:09:05 pm »
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, but her father was a staunch Republican. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to high taxes and welfare programs.


He stopped her and asked her, "How are you doing in school?"


She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA, but it was really tough. She had to study all the time and ever had time to go out and party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because she was spending all her time studying. On top of that, the part-time job her father insisted she keep left absolutely no time for anything else.


He asked, "How is your friend Mary?"


She replied that Mary was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but was very popular on campus, didn't have a job, and went to all the parties. She was always complaining about not having any money, but didn't want to work. Why, she often didn't show up for classes because she was hung over.


Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and request that 1.0 be taken off her 4.0 and given it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a respectable 3.0 GPA. Then, she could also give her friend half the money she'd earned from her job so that her friend would no longer be broke.


The daughter angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair. I worked really hard for my grades and money, and Mary just loafs. Why should her laziness and irresponsibility be rewarded with half of what I've worked for?"


The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

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Re: Welcome to the Republican Party
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2005, 06:14:51 pm »
* Ergot giggles.
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Re: Welcome to the Republican Party
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2005, 07:17:06 pm »
*grin*

Clever.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Welcome to the Republican Party
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2005, 09:01:32 pm »
Rofl. Genius!
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Welcome to the Republican Party
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2005, 01:25:47 pm »
Lmao!  Good one.  :)

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Re: Welcome to the Republican Party
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2005, 01:04:06 pm »
Haha!! Nice!
The once grove of splendor,
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