Hahahaha!
That was great.
I like the part where Triumph says to the pregant woman:
T pointing to belly: "Ah, so what's going on, you have a future nerd in here?"
PW: "Yes, yes, a future Jedi"
T: "So when is he due"
PW: "June 27th, six weeks"
T: "Wow"
(pause)
T: "That's the last time he'll ever see female genitalia again."
ROFL!