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Offline Joe

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I'm never masturbating again.
« on: September 22, 2005, 09:05:26 pm »
To make a long story short, God got mad. My toilet is covered in vomit. I told him he won and I stopped throwing up. Kay?

Don't do it!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: I'm never masturbating again.
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2005, 09:12:30 pm »
rofl, fuck that. Ill jack off now just to oppose you

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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2005, 11:23:42 pm »
Whoever trashed this, nice work. :)
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT.