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Hellen Keller
« on: September 25, 2005, 06:07:13 pm »
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
they left the plunger in the toilet

Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off the cliff?
you would too if your name was "eoooeoouu"

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2005, 06:22:43 pm »
If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a sound?

Q:  Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A:  So she can moan with the other!

Q:  What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read?
A:  A cheese grater
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2005, 06:31:25 pm »
If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a sound?

Q:  Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A:  So she can moan with the other!

Q:  What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read?
A:  A cheese grater

I like the masturbation one, hahahaha. The plunger one is my fav though  ;D

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2005, 07:29:18 pm »
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A: Because she is a woman.
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2005, 07:37:58 pm »
I have another one about how did they punish her.

Q: How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2005, 09:44:11 pm »
I have another one about how did they punish her.

Q: How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture.
Rofl.

Plunger one/masturbation ones were also very good.

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2005, 03:32:16 am »
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A: Because she is a woman.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!  That's really, really good.  I'm going to use that now!

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2005, 01:21:11 pm »
This goes along with why they cant drive.


Why they cant work on cars.


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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2005, 05:05:09 pm »
This goes along with why they cant drive.


Why they cant work on cars.



That's so old, Mythix, god damn. :(

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2005, 06:09:03 pm »
It still looks nice. =P
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2005, 09:51:14 pm »
*saves in porn folder*
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2005, 10:50:47 pm »
rofl, Im sorry but huge ass fake boobs dont turn me on

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2005, 11:55:43 pm »
Those are condoms filled with water. =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2005, 01:08:59 am »
Those are condoms filled with water. =p
Otherwise, fake. and why couldn't they be water balloons? Or even just plan balloons?

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2005, 05:53:05 pm »
What do these have to do with Helen Keller?

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2005, 06:10:31 pm »
What do these have to do with Helen Keller?
She had big breast.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2005, 08:27:29 pm »
What do these have to do with Helen Keller?
You do remember what forums you're on, right?

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2005, 09:44:35 pm »
LOL rabbit

Whos Hellen Keller?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2005, 10:04:26 pm »
Some blind lady who is now dead. Gizzogle.

Rabbit: What's x86 have to do with Helen Keller?

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2005, 10:12:05 pm »

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2005, 10:20:13 pm »
Hellen Keller is a leet haxor.  She's the leader of the pr0j3ct m4yh3m movement.

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2005, 10:41:13 pm »
No wonder shes dead. *glances at iago*

EDIT -
After reading the first article on the page Scr33n0r linked, you've all lost a little portion of my respect.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2005, 10:46:22 pm by Joe[e2] »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2005, 05:08:28 am »
No wonder shes dead. *glances at iago*

EDIT -
After reading the first article on the page Scr33n0r linked, you've all lost a little portion of my respect.

I think I speak for all of us when I say you do realize no one cares for/wants your respect, correct? Stop saying that bullshit, because quite frankly I don't feel like hearing "UBGAH DURR, YOU LOST MY RESPECT NOW FOR LINKING K STFU & GTFO", it's pointless, it's spam, it's annoying, and it's matching you pretty nicely at the moment.

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2005, 06:19:28 pm »
No wonder shes dead. *glances at iago*

EDIT -
After reading the first article on the page Scr33n0r linked, you've all lost a little portion of my respect.

I think I speak for all of us when I say you do realize no one cares for/wants your respect, correct? Stop saying that bullshit, because quite frankly I don't feel like hearing "UBGAH DURR, YOU LOST MY RESPECT NOW FOR LINKING K STFU & GTFO", it's pointless, it's spam, it's annoying, and it's matching you pretty nicely at the moment.

Wow.. Screenor, you went WAY overboard on that one.. 

The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2005, 06:50:43 pm »
Brandon............/smack

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2005, 08:02:14 pm »
Rabbit...../emerfudd

Scr33n0r, what do you know about having made fun of for your while life? Nothing? Well, I do. You're a nice person, usually, but I have to say this: You're being an asshole right now.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2005, 04:57:25 am »
Rabbit...../emerfudd

Scr33n0r, what do you know about having made fun of for your while life? Nothing? Well, I do. You're a nice person, usually, but I have to say this: You're being an asshole right now.
I can't understand your first sentence.

Further more, I'm only a nice person to people who aren't full of themselves, namely my close circle of friends, as I've called it for a long time now, and hey, you've never been in it, what does that tell you? Stop thinking everyone WANTS your respect and start trying to EARN theirs.

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2005, 07:52:03 am »
You don't understand the Elmer Fudd comment? Elmer Fudd hunts rabbits =p.

I don't care if you want my respect or not, I don't think its very nice to go making fun of people after their DEAD.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2005, 09:00:45 am »
You don't understand the Elmer Fudd comment? Elmer Fudd hunts rabbits =p.

I don't care if you want my respect or not, I don't think its very nice to go making fun of people after their DEAD.
The elmerfudd thing wasn't a sentence, dolt. Your next sentence.

If you don't think it's nice to make fun of someone who's dead, say it, don't act like a stuck up little fuck off.

I sound very harsh, I know, however, if you want to get a point across, you can'tbe pussy footing around the subject.

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2005, 11:46:36 am »
She died in her sleep, not in a fiery hailstorm of death...
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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2005, 01:18:34 pm »
Brandon............/smack
Thanks Rabbit... Lol.  ::)

Joe, I suppose Scr33n0r is right on one thing.  You first need to gain peoples respect before they care if they lost yours..  But, scr33n0r kinda went overboard on that one.  It could have been approached another way... A better more ethical way.  But, what is done is done I guess.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

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Re: Hellen Keller
« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2005, 03:18:38 pm »
Brandon............/smack
Thanks Rabbit... Lol.  ::)

Joe, I suppose Scr33n0r is right on one thing.  You first need to gain peoples respect before they care if they lost yours..  But, scr33n0r kinda went overboard on that one.  It could have been approached another way... A better more ethical way.  But, what is done is done I guess.
It has been, he's been told by others, I'm tired of the topic (as I said before) being pussy-footed around.