Author Topic: Hellen Keller (Read 8592 times)

mfqr · « **on:** September 25, 2005, 06:07:13 pm »

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
they left the plunger in the toilet

Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off the cliff?
you would too if your name was "eoooeoouu"

Ergot · « **Reply #1 on:** September 25, 2005, 06:22:43 pm »

If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a sound?

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other!

Q: What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read?
A: A cheese grater

mfqr · « **Reply #2 on:** September 25, 2005, 06:31:25 pm »

Quote from: Ergot on September 25, 2005, 06:22:43 pm

If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a sound?

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other!

Q: What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read?
A: A cheese grater

I like the masturbation one, hahahaha. The plunger one is my fav though

d&q · « **Reply #3 on:** September 25, 2005, 07:29:18 pm »

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A: Because she is a woman.

AntiVirus · « **Reply #4 on:** September 25, 2005, 07:37:58 pm »

I have another one about how did they punish her.

Q: How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture.

Screenor · « **Reply #5 on:** September 25, 2005, 09:44:11 pm »

Quote from: Brandon on September 25, 2005, 07:37:58 pm

I have another one about how did they punish her.

Q: How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture.

Rofl.

Plunger one/masturbation ones were also very good.

Sidoh · « **Reply #6 on:** September 26, 2005, 03:32:16 am »

Quote from: Deuce on September 25, 2005, 07:29:18 pm

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A: Because she is a woman.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's really, really good. I'm going to use that now!

Mythix · « **Reply #7 on:** September 26, 2005, 01:21:11 pm »

This goes along with why they cant drive.

Why they cant work on cars.

Screenor · « **Reply #8 on:** September 26, 2005, 05:05:09 pm »

Quote from: Mythix on September 26, 2005, 01:21:11 pm

This goes along with why they cant drive.

Why they cant work on cars.

That's so old, Mythix, god damn.

Newby · « **Reply #9 on:** September 26, 2005, 06:09:03 pm »

It still looks nice. =P

Joe · « **Reply #10 on:** September 26, 2005, 09:51:14 pm »

*saves in porn folder*

Towelie · « **Reply #11 on:** September 27, 2005, 10:50:47 pm »

rofl, Im sorry but huge ass fake boobs dont turn me on

Joe · « **Reply #12 on:** September 27, 2005, 11:55:43 pm »

Those are condoms filled with water. =p

Screenor · « **Reply #13 on:** September 28, 2005, 01:08:59 am »

Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 27, 2005, 11:55:43 pm

Those are condoms filled with water. =p

Otherwise, fake. and why couldn't they be water balloons? Or even just plan balloons?

trust · « **Reply #14 on:** September 28, 2005, 05:53:05 pm »

What do these have to do with Helen Keller?

Ergot · « **Reply #15 on:** September 28, 2005, 06:10:31 pm »

Quote from: OG Trust on September 28, 2005, 05:53:05 pm

What do these have to do with Helen Keller?

She had big breast.

rabbit · « **Reply #16 on:** September 28, 2005, 08:27:29 pm »

Quote from: OG Trust on September 28, 2005, 05:53:05 pm

What do these have to do with Helen Keller?

You do remember what forums you're on, right?

Joe · « **Reply #17 on:** September 28, 2005, 09:44:35 pm »

LOL rabbit

Whos Hellen Keller?

trust · « **Reply #18 on:** September 28, 2005, 10:04:26 pm »

Some blind lady who is now dead. Gizzogle.

Rabbit: What's x86 have to do with Helen Keller?

Screenor · « **Reply #19 on:** September 28, 2005, 10:12:05 pm »

Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 28, 2005, 09:44:35 pm

LOL rabbit

Whos Hellen Keller?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=Helen+Keller&btnG=Search

It's a common story learned in elementary school.

Sidoh · « **Reply #20 on:** September 28, 2005, 10:20:13 pm »

Hellen Keller is a leet haxor. She's the leader of the pr0j3ct m4yh3m movement.

Joe · « **Reply #21 on:** September 28, 2005, 10:41:13 pm »

No wonder shes dead. *glances at iago*

EDIT -
After reading the first article on the page Scr33n0r linked, you've all lost a little portion of my respect.

Screenor · « **Reply #22 on:** September 29, 2005, 05:08:28 am »

Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 28, 2005, 10:41:13 pm

No wonder shes dead. *glances at iago*

EDIT -
After reading the first article on the page Scr33n0r linked, you've all lost a little portion of my respect.

I think I speak for all of us when I say you do realize no one cares for/wants your respect, correct? Stop saying that bullshit, because quite frankly I don't feel like hearing "UBGAH DURR, YOU LOST MY RESPECT NOW FOR LINKING K STFU & GTFO", it's pointless, it's spam, it's annoying, and it's matching you pretty nicely at the moment.

AntiVirus · « **Reply #23 on:** September 29, 2005, 06:19:28 pm »

Quote from: Scr33n0r on September 29, 2005, 05:08:28 am

Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 28, 2005, 10:41:13 pm
No wonder shes dead. *glances at iago*

EDIT -
After reading the first article on the page Scr33n0r linked, you've all lost a little portion of my respect.

I think I speak for all of us when I say you do realize no one cares for/wants your respect, correct? Stop saying that bullshit, because quite frankly I don't feel like hearing "UBGAH DURR, YOU LOST MY RESPECT NOW FOR LINKING K STFU & GTFO", it's pointless, it's spam, it's annoying, and it's matching you pretty nicely at the moment.

Wow.. Screenor, you went WAY overboard on that one..

rabbit · « **Reply #24 on:** September 29, 2005, 06:50:43 pm »

Brandon............/smack

Joe · « **Reply #25 on:** September 29, 2005, 08:02:14 pm »

Rabbit...../emerfudd

Scr33n0r, what do you know about having made fun of for your while life? Nothing? Well, I do. You're a nice person, usually, but I have to say this: You're being an asshole right now.

Screenor · « **Reply #26 on:** September 30, 2005, 04:57:25 am »

Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 29, 2005, 08:02:14 pm

Rabbit...../emerfudd

Scr33n0r, what do you know about having made fun of for your while life? Nothing? Well, I do. You're a nice person, usually, but I have to say this: You're being an asshole right now.

I can't understand your first sentence.

Further more, I'm only a nice person to people who aren't full of themselves, namely my close circle of friends, as I've called it for a long time now, and hey, you've never been in it, what does that tell you? Stop thinking everyone WANTS your respect and start trying to EARN theirs.

Joe · « **Reply #27 on:** September 30, 2005, 07:52:03 am »

You don't understand the Elmer Fudd comment? Elmer Fudd hunts rabbits =p.

I don't care if you want my respect or not, I don't think its very nice to go making fun of people after their DEAD.

Screenor · « **Reply #28 on:** September 30, 2005, 09:00:45 am »

Quote from: Joe[e2] on September 30, 2005, 07:52:03 am

You don't understand the Elmer Fudd comment? Elmer Fudd hunts rabbits =p.

I don't care if you want my respect or not, I don't think its very nice to go making fun of people after their DEAD.

The elmerfudd thing wasn't a sentence, dolt. Your next sentence.

If you don't think it's nice to make fun of someone who's dead, say it, don't act like a stuck up little fuck off.

I sound very harsh, I know, however, if you want to get a point across, you can'tbe pussy footing around the subject.

d&q · « **Reply #29 on:** September 30, 2005, 11:46:36 am »

She died in her sleep, not in a fiery hailstorm of death...

AntiVirus · « **Reply #30 on:** September 30, 2005, 01:18:34 pm »

Quote from: rabbit on September 29, 2005, 06:50:43 pm

Brandon............/smack

Thanks Rabbit... Lol.

Joe, I suppose Scr33n0r is right on one thing. You first need to gain peoples respect before they care if they lost yours.. But, scr33n0r kinda went overboard on that one. It could have been approached another way... A better more ethical way. But, what is done is done I guess.

Screenor · « **Reply #31 on:** September 30, 2005, 03:18:38 pm »

Quote from: Brandon on September 30, 2005, 01:18:34 pm

Quote from: rabbit on September 29, 2005, 06:50:43 pm
Brandon............/smack
Thanks Rabbit... Lol.

Joe, I suppose Scr33n0r is right on one thing. You first need to gain peoples respect before they care if they lost yours.. But, scr33n0r kinda went overboard on that one. It could have been approached another way... A better more ethical way. But, what is done is done I guess.

It has been, he's been told by others, I'm tired of the topic (as I said before) being pussy-footed around.

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Author Topic: Hellen Keller (Read 8592 times)

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