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Offline Newby

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Hoff Soap
« on: September 26, 2005, 05:41:11 pm »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2005, 05:44:21 pm »
ROFL LOFUCKING L IVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO FUCKING FUNNY, well maybe I hate, but thats fucking great! ROFLMAO gj, where/how did you find this
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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2005, 05:44:37 pm »
IRC!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2005, 05:52:40 pm »
LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!

Newby, you just made the whole WEEK worth getting up!
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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2005, 06:03:05 pm »
yea, this is FUNNY
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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2005, 06:15:58 pm »
My uncle sends me that stuff all the time, but thank god I have my:
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2005, 07:23:07 pm »
it says AntiVirus on the side. lol
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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2005, 10:56:53 pm »
Ugh, common.  That was meant to be funny, not mean.  -_-

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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2005, 03:03:50 am »
Hey if you guys want Hoff stuff, my uncle just sent me an assload ;/ Just give me your email... I'll foward them all. So far he's sent me over 20 :/... in the last 2 minutes.

Now: 3 pages of my Yahoo Inbox... that's ... roughly 75 of them o_o
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2005, 06:07:33 pm »
what is Hoff :-| I feel stupid asking, but id like to know
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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2005, 06:09:16 pm »
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1. Hoff link send redefine  81 up, 5 down 

Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.

To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.

Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.

That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!

Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoff
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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2005, 09:03:57 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on September 27, 2005, 03:03:50 am
Hey if you guys want Hoff stuff, my uncle just sent me an assload ;/ Just give me your email... I'll foward them all. So far he's sent me over 20 :/... in the last 2 minutes.

Now: 3 pages of my Yahoo Inbox... that's ... roughly 75 of them o_o

I'd kind of like to see some of the funny ones of those. My email is: demi.god.of.pickles@gmail.com
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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2005, 09:06:53 pm »
Haha, nice e-mail, Super_X.

Send 'em to me too if you wouldn't mind, Ergot:  sidoh@dark-wire.net
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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2005, 09:10:45 pm »
 :wub: Thanks, Hun. ^^  :-*

I came up with it after a 20 hour session of DnD with a few of my friends.
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Re: Hoff Soap
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2005, 09:59:24 pm »
deadly7@gmail.com , go for it towelie
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