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It's me.
« on: October 08, 2005, 08:54:09 pm »
I am Jeff, most know me as "JTN".

Some skills I hold are:

6+ years of PHP3-5 knowledge
Seducing 30 year old women (for those who know me, they know it's true  ;))
HTML/MySQL/CSS
CompTIA A+ Certified
Web Hosting Administration

Age: 19
Height: 6'0
Weight" 198
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Penis: 8 inches

People I know on here:

Susan (Nelson)
Spencer (R.a.B.B.i.T)
Marki (Deadly)

Sites I run:

www.advahost.com
www.jt-networks.net
www.ezimagehosting.net

Picture of me and my 30yr girlfriend, Marki said I look like a stoner  :-\

http://www.ezimagehosting.net/image.php?id=b9N6vMVkx9&&img=1



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Re: It's me.
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2005, 08:55:28 pm »
You do!!
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: It's me.
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2005, 08:57:10 pm »
No he doesn't. :P
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: It's me.
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2005, 09:09:13 pm »
Does too, stop lying.  It's the glasses.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: It's me.
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2005, 09:14:53 pm »
It's funny, when I did smoke pot, (a few times at parties), I looked nothing like a 'stoner', but now that I don't Marki says I do =/


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Re: It's me.
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2005, 09:21:43 pm »
You don't know me at all, you've never seen me on any forums, nor have we ever talked on skype.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: It's me.
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2005, 10:00:00 pm »
You do!!
Nah, he looks like he's gotta piss but he's been chained to the sofa.

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Re: It's me.
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2005, 03:11:33 am »
Penis: 8 inches
Thank you for providing that useless piece of information!  Especially on a forum where 1/173 members is female, and that female would probalby find it offensive. :P

Haha, I know it was added for humor (or at least I hope), but I had to comment.  :P

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Re: It's me.
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2005, 12:31:02 pm »
Added for your pleasure, :P and Spence, that's Ruthie, the one Nelson said sounded hot.   ;)


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Re: It's me.
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2005, 12:33:00 pm »
Great, and I thought I was getting away from you. ;)
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Re: It's me.
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2005, 03:37:59 pm »
Added for your pleasure, :P and Spence, that's Ruthie, the one Nelson said sounded hot.   ;)
I said YOU looked like you needed to piss.  And is she the pork one?

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Re: It's me.
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2005, 05:38:18 pm »
Why did we need to know your fake penis size?

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Re: It's me.
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2005, 05:46:21 pm »
Why did we need to know your fake penis size?
Because yours didn't match the requirements. :)

Susan, (Nelson) = Warrior?

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Re: It's me.
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2005, 12:38:51 pm »
Susan is a nickname Spence and I gave Nelson (Warrior)

Also Spence, yes she is the pork one


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Re: It's me.
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2005, 08:02:08 pm »