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[Screenor]

So this is clear, I wasn't looking for a book that went like this:

Page1: "The cow jumped over the moon."
Page2: "The cow jumped over the fence."
Page3: "The farmer finds the cow."
Page4: "The farmer crabs the cows bloody ass and rips out it's toung with a bloody dagger shot from his wrist."
Page5: "The farmer eats good that night."

The End.

 

[TheSickEmpire]

So this is clear, I wasn't looking for a book that went like this:

Page1: "The cow jumped over the moon."
Page2: "The cow jumped over the fence."
Page3: "The farmer finds the cow."
Page4: "The farmer crabs the cows bloody ass and rips out it's toung with a bloody dagger shot from his wrist."
Page5: "The farmer eats good that night."

The End.

 

Or were you!? DUN DUN DUN!

[MyndFyre]

So this is clear, I wasn't looking for a book that went like this:

Page1: "The cow jumped over the moon."
Page2: "The cow jumped over the fence."
Page3: "The farmer finds the cow."
Page4: "The farmer crabs the cows bloody ass and rips out it's toung with a bloody dagger shot from his wrist."
Page5: "The farmer eats good that night."

The End.

 

Why not?  You should have.  It would teach a good lesson: don't make grandiose claims about your jumping ability.

[iago]

Check out the quotes posted by MyndFyre at what is currently the end of the "Good or Bad" thread.  Those are examples of some moderate-difficultly passages.  Many of the books I've had to read are much, much more difficult than that, to the point where it's almost impossible to know what the heck they're talking about

[Screenor]

Check out the quotes posted by MyndFyre at what is currently the end of the "Good or Bad" thread.  Those are examples of some moderate-difficultly passages.  Many of the books I've had to read are much, much more difficult than that, to the point where it's almost impossible to know what the heck they're talking about

Somewhat like your signature, eh?