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C++ Joke!
« on: October 16, 2005, 10:30:03 pm »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2005, 11:38:39 pm »
He wrote code on a chalk board, am I missing something? :-\

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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2005, 12:48:05 am »
He wrote code on a chalk board, am I missing something? :-\
Obviously.

He wrote a for loop that would iterate 500 times, producing the text "I will not throw paper airplanes in class." 500 times.

And rofl joe, that was great hehe.

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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2005, 01:00:35 am »
I was remember when that was in the comics on our local paper, <3 foxtrot
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Re: C++ Joke!
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2005, 01:01:38 am »
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2005, 01:06:34 am »
He wrote code on a chalk board, am I missing something? :-\
Obviously.

He wrote a for loop that would iterate 500 times, producing the text "I will not throw paper airplanes in class." 500 times.

And rofl joe, that was great hehe.
I knew that much, there's just no catchline, math teachers wouldn't know C++, much less what it is. I'm probably just too literal about things like this, such as those WoW jokes your guildmates tell. -_-

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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2005, 01:25:14 am »
yawn
RTFR

I knew that much, there's just no catchline, math teachers wouldn't know C++, much less what it is. I'm probably just too literal about things like this, such as those WoW jokes your guildmates tell. -_-
Actually, it's a requirement for Math teachers to have taken a programming class because it represents a lot of algorithmic approach to problems, which is a very useful trait in mathematics.

It hasn't always been that way, so a lot of the older Math teachers (ones who went to college before programming was used in large, for example) generally don't have a programming background, but most of the newer teachers have been immersed in a programming environments.
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2005, 03:14:08 am »
yawn
RTFR

I knew that much, there's just no catchline, math teachers wouldn't know C++, much less what it is. I'm probably just too literal about things like this, such as those WoW jokes your guildmates tell. -_-
Actually, it's a requirement for Math teachers to have taken a programming class because it represents a lot of algorithmic approach to problems, which is a very useful trait in mathematics.

It hasn't always been that way, so a lot of the older Math teachers (ones who went to college before programming was used in large, for example) generally don't have a programming background, but most of the newer teachers have been immersed in a programming environments.
Which for the most part covers most middle schools/high schools at the time being. (My school range currently, and yours as well for the most part.) :P

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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2005, 11:21:16 am »
yawn
RTFR

I knew that much, there's just no catchline, math teachers wouldn't know C++, much less what it is. I'm probably just too literal about things like this, such as those WoW jokes your guildmates tell. -_-
Actually, it's a requirement for Math teachers to have taken a programming class because it represents a lot of algorithmic approach to problems, which is a very useful trait in mathematics.

It hasn't always been that way, so a lot of the older Math teachers (ones who went to college before programming was used in large, for example) generally don't have a programming background, but most of the newer teachers have been immersed in a programming environments.

You'd be suprised. My old math teacher had quite a few C books on her desk, and she'd been teaching at that school for 30+ years.

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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2005, 05:19:10 pm »
yawn
RTFR

I knew that much, there's just no catchline, math teachers wouldn't know C++, much less what it is. I'm probably just too literal about things like this, such as those WoW jokes your guildmates tell. -_-
Actually, it's a requirement for Math teachers to have taken a programming class because it represents a lot of algorithmic approach to problems, which is a very useful trait in mathematics.

It hasn't always been that way, so a lot of the older Math teachers (ones who went to college before programming was used in large, for example) generally don't have a programming background, but most of the newer teachers have been immersed in a programming environments.

You'd be suprised. My old math teacher had quite a few C books on her desk, and she'd been teaching at that school for 30+ years.
Miss-quote? She probably went back to college to get more updated with the world, I haven't had a math teacher yet who knows even what Bill Gates did to get his money.

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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2005, 05:27:23 pm »
Sorry to say then, but your school sucks.  :\

Most of my teachers are pretty old, but all of them know what C++ is and at least what it's used to do.  One of them (my former life science / current Calculus/Physics teacher) programs in it fluently.

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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2005, 05:31:12 pm »
Sorry to say then, but your school sucks.  :\

O RLY?

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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2005, 06:00:55 pm »
YA RLY.

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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2005, 07:14:39 pm »
Sorry to say then, but your school sucks.  :\

O RLY?


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Re: C++ Joke!
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2005, 08:00:46 pm »
I don't have Arial x.x
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2005, 09:02:11 pm »
Noob.

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« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2005, 09:20:32 pm »
I'm surprised I understood that joke.. hehe. Nice find.
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