"This guy in the alley gave it to me for free. But for some reason, he got me to suck it out of a hose..."
"The other 3 pounds I just got from some guy in the alley out back. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose."
I make a point not to memorize quotations by rote. My memory doesn't work like that. But I find that it gets the point across anyway, which it obviously did