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Overly Affectionate Fly
« on: October 18, 2005, 09:22:25 pm »
I have this fly in my room that is DRIVING ME CRAZY.  Normally flies just buzz around, and are a nuisense.  But I think this one likes me or something. 

I'm trying to study for school, and this bloody this has tried to get in my ear, tried to get up my nose, bounced off my lips a couple times, has somehow gotten between the mouse and my hand, and ran into my head countless times.  Flying between my mouse and hand was pretty weird, because suddenly my mouse was bussing, and when I took my hand off, it flew away.  I have NO idea how he did it.  But grr, I hope he does...
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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2005, 09:26:14 pm »
I are in teh same boat. Except with multiple flies, but I'm winning 16-0 GG

« Last Edit: October 18, 2005, 09:28:43 pm by Ergot »
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2005, 09:30:07 pm »
Kill it? :P
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<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2005, 10:48:25 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on October 18, 2005, 09:30:07 pm
Kill it? :P
Easier said then done.  Flys in Central Canada are like demons and there are millions of them!
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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2005, 11:24:21 pm »
Ergot, do you HAVE to post those in line?

And haha @ fly.
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2005, 11:06:47 pm »
Quote from: Joe[e2] on October 20, 2005, 11:24:21 pm
Ergot, do you HAVE to post those in line?

And haha @ fly.
Yea, baby. That's how it's done in the hood.
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2005, 11:38:34 am »
Quote from: Blaze on October 20, 2005, 10:48:25 pm
Quote from: deadly7 on October 18, 2005, 09:30:07 pm
Kill it? :P
Easier said then done. Flys in Central Canada are like demons and there are millions of them!
Nuke (bomb? i don't know, does Canada even have any weapons?) the fly habitats, then!  You'd think it would be too fucking cold for flies up there too.
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on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2005, 12:58:53 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on October 22, 2005, 11:38:34 am
Quote from: Blaze on October 20, 2005, 10:48:25 pm
Quote from: deadly7 on October 18, 2005, 09:30:07 pm
Kill it? :P
Easier said then done. Flys in Central Canada are like demons and there are millions of them!
Nuke (bomb? i don't know, does Canada even have any weapons?) the fly habitats, then!  You'd think it would be too fucking cold for flies up there too.
Canada has the ability to make nuclear weapons, since we manufacture nuclear reactors here, but I don't think we have any. 

It's actually rather hot in the summer, 90+ for the middle month, which is too hot for flies.  In spring/fall they're everywhere, though.  There's really no reason to kill them all, either, since they aren't doing any damage; they're too busy working on killing mosquitoes, which we have millions of. 
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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2005, 05:17:10 pm »
They are annoying, and they poop everywhere :( !
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2005, 05:31:39 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on October 22, 2005, 05:17:10 pm
They are annoying, and they poop everywhere :( !
Who, Canadians?
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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2005, 05:46:43 pm »
Quote from: iago on October 22, 2005, 05:31:39 pm
Quote from: Ergot on October 22, 2005, 05:17:10 pm
They are annoying, and they poop everywhere :( !
Who, Canadians?
And the flies ;/ ?
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Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 am
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 pm
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2005, 11:17:39 pm »
Quote from: deadly7 on October 22, 2005, 11:38:34 am
Quote from: Blaze on October 20, 2005, 10:48:25 pm
Quote from: deadly7 on October 18, 2005, 09:30:07 pm
Kill it? :P
Easier said then done. Flys in Central Canada are like demons and there are millions of them!
Nuke (bomb? i don't know, does Canada even have any weapons?) the fly habitats, then! You'd think it would be too fucking cold for flies up there too.
Canada has a Warship.
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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2005, 01:07:11 pm »
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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2005, 01:56:18 pm »
Quote from: iago on October 29, 2005, 01:07:11 pm
I was so sure that was going to be this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/B0rsuk/Canadian_Navy.jpg


See, what's funny about that is that I could see red-necks in the south doing that ecactly. Except for maybe a confedirate flag some places.
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Re: Overly Affectionate Fly
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2005, 02:03:38 pm »
That's probably who that IS. 

But the caption for that is normally, "The entire Canadian navy"
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