[NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!

[Super_X]

Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"

[Warrior]

LOL!!!!!

[GameSnake]

The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.

[Ergot]

LMFAO ~~

[Blaze]

Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"

Hah, owned.

The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.

So true...

[Newby]

Told this to my friend's at school about a week ago.

[Super_X]

Told this to my friend's at school about a week ago.

Awesome! I heard it from my cousin near the end of August at out family reunion.

[trust]

The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.

The black guy and five of his friends then beat the shit out of the chink.*

[Joe]

I guess I'll be driving home tonight.

[Screenor]

Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"

ROFL!!

[rabbit]

Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"

HAHAHA ROFL ~!

[Joe]

I guess I'll be driving home tonight.

[trust]

huh Joe, I don't get it?

[Distant.Echo]

Lawl.

I don't know 'lawl' means..but lawl.

[deadly7]

hahaha.
"LAWL" means "Laughing Abnoxiously While Lost".

[MyndFyre]

hahaha.
"LAWL" means "Laughing Abnoxiously While Lost".

No, it means "Lubricating Anally With Latex".

[Super_X]

hahaha.
"LAWL" means "Laughing Abnoxiously While Lost".

No, it means "Lubricating Anally With Latex".

If I remember correctally, Latex isn't good Anal lube. it burns when you put it in your ass-crack then hardens into rubber with some dude's dick in your ass. Then on it's way out, it tears out your ass hairs. bad idea..

[MyndFyre]

If I remember correctally

This will be a good lesson in spelling.  You were looking for the word "correctly," as opposed to what you put, which could look like a misspelling of "co-rectally."  Watch out for that, especially when talking about anal lube and latex.

[Super_X]

Hehe.
That would be a fun mistake. And if you missed it, (or if I did it wrong) I was trying to write it like I'd tried it with newby.

[iago]

My favorite racist joke is,

"What's the difference between a bench and a native [or, in the US, Mexican]?"
"A bench can support a family"