Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.
This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"