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[NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« on: October 24, 2005, 08:55:52 pm »
Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"

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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2005, 09:16:44 pm »
LOL!!!!!
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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2005, 09:22:28 pm »
The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.

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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2005, 10:16:57 pm »
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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2005, 10:56:09 pm »
Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"
Hah, owned.

The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.
So true... :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2005, 11:27:51 pm »
Told this to my friend's at school about a week ago.
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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2005, 03:00:23 am »
Told this to my friend's at school about a week ago.

Awesome! I heard it from my cousin near the end of August at out family reunion.
« Last Edit: October 25, 2005, 03:02:10 am by Super_X »

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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2005, 06:02:03 am »
The black guy then beats the shit out of the chink. HAHA.

The black guy and five of his friends then beat the shit out of the chink.*

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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2005, 08:29:03 am »
I guess I'll be driving home tonight.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2005, 10:02:29 am »
Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"
ROFL!!

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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2005, 11:38:58 am »
Well, here's a racist joke I heard the other day from my cousin, if you can stand humor, you might like it.

This asian walks into the bar and walks up to the counter and says to the bartender "Get me a beer, Nigger!"
The bartender replies with "I dont like being called that, Man."
"Whatever, Nigger!" says the asian.
"Alright, lets see how you like it, lets switch places" says the bartender and switches the asian places.
"Get me a drink you shitty, Chink!" says the black man.
The asian says "We dont serve niggers here, get out!"
HAHAHA ROFL ~!

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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2005, 02:35:36 pm »
I guess I'll be driving home tonight.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2005, 03:49:09 pm »
huh Joe, I don't get it?

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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2005, 04:07:17 pm »
Lawl.

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Re: [NSFW-- or what ever] Racist joke!
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2005, 05:28:24 pm »
hahaha.
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