Dear Mr. iago,
Hello, how are you? I'm fine. It's the average rainy winter here in Oregon. Well, to cut the small talk, I was going to ask: If I where to defect from the U.S.A. to Canada, would you harbor meand give me your vote to join [x86] <3 ?? I can take up a closet. And when your Canadian Secret Red police (KGB?! Nope, just mounties.) come to look for me, you can tell them I'm in a mean person's house, then they can have it ransacked, and have a cavity search done on them.
Man, Now that I think about the mounties.. Guys on horses sounds like it'd be a techno band form the '80s. Their album's single can be: Round hats.
A bonus for me living with you would be: You could help me with linux. A bonus for you would be... Well.. A good reason excapes my mind, at the moment. 0]-[ \/\/3 l<U 1_ 1> 5p34k i/\/ leet. That's always a bonus. Oh, you'd have to marry me, I want free health care, too.
So, what do you say?
<3 Love,
Tim, or Sewwwperrrr _ seXx <3