What did you get for Halloween :O?

[Ergot]

I went eTrick-o-treating because I'm 1337 like that... here's my bag:
1. Bomb (Chris)
2. Condom (Zach)
3. 2 Bands (Sean)
4. Bottle of leetsause (Joe)
5. Dog food (Jenn)
6. Poo (Flip)
7. Anal rapage (Dan)
8. Topless computers (Ian)
9. Goblet of plasma (Sam)
10. Fun (James G.)
11. Laffy taffy (Joann)
12. Titty twister (Kevin W.)
13. Candy (Mark)

[Sidoh]

1.  Sex (Ergot's mom).

Haha, sorry... lame, I know.

I didn't get anything.  I suppose I could go downstairs and steal candy from innocent children. 

[Ergot]

You should just take candy from trick-o-treaters...
When they ring the doorbell, YOU say trick-o-treat... and take their bag... BUAHHAHAH.

[Sidoh]

You should just take candy from trick-o-treaters...
When they ring the doorbell, YOU say trick-o-treat... and take their bag... BUAHHAHAH.

But then their mommies would come in and call me a mean guy.  I tried that last year.  T_T

[Armin]

One of my friends last year went "bag snatching" and stole some little kids bag. 5 minutes later, his skin head dad was chasing my friend down.

[MyndFyre]

One of my friends last year went "bag snatching" and stole some little kids bag. 5 minutes later, his skin head dad was chasing my friend down.

Was that friend Quik?

[Screenor]

I got...well nothing, I did give my fists to the kids trying to egg my mom's bf's house however, haven't seen them back at school yet so meh.

[iago]

See, here's the trick.  My family celebrates halloween on November 6.  By then, stores are trying to get rid of candy, and they sell it for cheap, so we buy/stash it. 

[Blaze]

See, here's the trick.  My family celebrates halloween on November 6.  By then, stores are trying to get rid of candy, and they sell it for cheap, so we buy/stash it. 

My family does that today.  My parents grew up in Manitoba so that might have something to do with it. 

[Warrior]

ROFL!

[trust]

$5 Gift Card to Mc. Donalds from my great aunt + candy.

I miss being little when I would get stuff for literally nearly every Holiday. St. Patricks day, Halloween, Thanksgiving...

[MyndFyre]

Trust, you mean you didn't hold some other kid at gunpoint and steal his candy?

[Joe]

bool trust_is_gangsta = false;

[Sidoh]

bool trust_is_gangsta = false;

t(-_-t)

[iago]

I hate "bool"'s.  It's a different keyword (BOOL, bool, boolean) in different languages, it doesn't exist in some languages, and it even varies from compiler to compiler.  bool pisses me off...

Anyway,

See, here's the trick.  My family celebrates halloween on November 6.  By then, stores are trying to get rid of candy, and they sell it for cheap, so we buy/stash it. 

My family does that today.  My parents grew up in Manitoba so that might have something to do with it. 

Haha, I like waiting a bit longer.  You get less selection, but it's cheaper.  I don't think it's a Manitoba thing (unlike socials), to me it's just common sense to buy when it's cheap

[trust]

Trust, you mean you didn't hold some other kid at gunpoint and steal his candy?

I was with my sister, don't want to expose her to that sorta thing nigga.

[Quik]

7. Anal rapage (Dan)

I pretty much own.

12. Titty twister (Kevin W.)

That's not very KWafl-ish.

[drka]

Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Armin]

One of my friends last year went "bag snatching" and stole some little kids bag. 5 minutes later, his skin head dad was chasing my friend down.

Was that friend Quik?

Haha, was I the only one that got that?

[Quik]

One of my friends last year went "bag snatching" and stole some little kids bag. 5 minutes later, his skin head dad was chasing my friend down.

Was that friend Quik?

Haha, was I the only one that got that?

No, you weren't. Was I the only one surprised our dear ol' MyndFyre would say something like that?

[Armin]

Hmm, I've gotta apologize, I didn't think you'd get offended. We don't mean it. <3

[Joe]

Hmm, I've gotta apologize, I didn't think you'd get offended. We don't mean it. <3

Did I miss something?

it just makes sence to buy it when its cheap

Hence, a Manitoba thing. In the United States, we don't do that (and it shows)

[Furious]

Hmm, I've gotta apologize, I didn't think you'd get offended. We don't mean it. <3

Did I miss something?

it just makes sence to buy it when its cheap

Hence, a Manitoba thing. In the United States, we don't do that (and it shows)

My family does occasionally, if it all lasts until next years Halloween :/

[rabbit]

Hmm, I've gotta apologize, I didn't think you'd get offended. We don't mean it. <3

Did I miss something?

it just makes sence to buy it when its cheap

Hence, a Manitoba thing. In the United States, we don't do that (and it shows)

I do it, but my family doesn't just give it out to strangers who knock on the door :\

[MyndFyre]

No, you weren't. Was I the only one surprised our dear ol' MyndFyre would say something like that?

Hahaha.  I don't know whether or not you're actually a Jew, but it's said so frequently around here I figured more than maybe two people would get it.

Having said so, I don't think you were offended, but if you were, you need to lighten up.    It's well-known that people described by the term "skinhead" try to emulate the politics of Nazi Germany.  Skinhead dad == Nazi dad, and obviously the choice to chase would be a Jew. `

[iago]

Haha, I didn't get it; I've never heard the term "skinhead" used that way. 

Interestingly, that joke can also be viewed as a pun, "Was that friend Quik [quick]".  That's pretty elite, Mynd, making a joke that appeals to people in different ways