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WoW in Java
« on: November 01, 2005, 11:17:39 pm »
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(22:28:28) Joe: Can you imagine what it would be like if WoW was written in Java?
(22:28:36) [x86] MyndFyre: hahaha
(22:28:38) [x86] MyndFyre: no 3D :P
(22:28:50) Joe: DONT HIT ONYXIA, I'LL GO TO 100% CPU USAGE AND HEAT UP THE WHOLE ROOM!
(22:28:53) Joe: *hit*
(22:28:55) [x86] MyndFyre: LOL
(22:28:57) Joe: YOU IDIOTS, HALF THE RAID JUST DROPPED
(22:29:26) Joe: Hence why Java didn't advance very far in the MMORPG world. =/.
(22:29:52) [x86] MyndFyre: haha
Laugh, you all. If you don't find it funny, see the processor usage thread in JavaOp's resolved bugs. =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2005, 11:23:35 pm »
What I can't figure out is how you got a conversation up with MyndFyre, and not getting blocked...
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2005, 11:40:06 pm »
What I can't figure out is how you got a conversation up with MyndFyre, and not getting blocked...
Hm, Myndy must be letting his guard down. Initialize the switch, GOGOGOGOG. (CIA replaces Myndy with Tuberload)
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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2005, 07:51:39 am »
Blaze, PM/AIM/MSN/WHATEVER me.

deadly, tuberload </3 me. Please don't.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2005, 04:08:16 pm »
Incidentally, Java has a very powerful 3d API. 

The reason JavaOp2 is slow is probably because I'm doing something stupid. 

You both sound quite ignorant in that quotation.

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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2005, 05:17:03 pm »
Joe, sounding ignorant? Say it ain't so!
- Newby
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2005, 07:18:21 pm »
You know what? I think Joe aliased somebody else as [x86] Myndfyre and messaged them, playing them off as Myndfyre.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2005, 09:25:50 pm »
You know what? I think Joe aliased somebody else as [x86] Myndfyre and messaged them, playing them off as Myndfyre.

You're not even funny. PS, F is capitalized too. G_G.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2005, 09:54:03 pm »
Sometimes I wish someone would invent something as satisfying as a slap to the face, but also has the capability of execution over the internet.

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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2005, 10:34:50 pm »
Sometimes I wish someone would invent something as satisfying as a slap to the face, but also has the capability of execution over the internet.
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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2005, 08:39:56 pm »
You know what? I think Joe aliased somebody else as [x86] Myndfyre and messaged them, playing them off as Myndfyre.

LOL no that's me.  I have him on my list on AIM because of a super-secret project.
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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2005, 01:04:38 am »
You know what? I think Joe aliased somebody else as [x86] Myndfyre and messaged them, playing them off as Myndfyre.

LOL no that's me. I have him on my list on AIM because of a super-secret project.
Lies. YOU'RE LETTING YOUR DEFENSES DOWN. You like him now! *gasp*
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2005, 05:07:14 pm »
You know what? I think Joe aliased somebody else as [x86] Myndfyre and messaged them, playing them off as Myndfyre.
You've said it yourself, any project that has joe in it is destined to fail.   ;)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2005, 05:27:49 pm »
Can Java use OpenGL?
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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2005, 05:51:24 pm »
yes, see JOGL and some other libraries.

Also see Runescape which is a rather popular MMORPG written in Java. I must agree with iago's ignorant comment.
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Re: WoW in Java
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2005, 05:55:44 pm »
Runescape...eww.

But I don't think using Java as a client for an MMO would be that much a bad idea.
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