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Offline Furious

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Corn Nazi
« on: November 02, 2005, 09:54:03 pm »
Ok, so for those of you who don't know ( all of you ;/ ) I used to work in the produce section of a grocery store, I put out the fruits and vegetables, etc.

Ok, I was working one day, and I was about to put out some more corn, but this couple walked up to the corn, one a Jewish man ( I could tell because he was wearing a Yamika (Sp?) ), and his wife.  So I decided to wait a couple minutes until they got done, so, they finished and started walking around the rest of the produce section, so I started to restock the corn.  Not even 2 minutes later, the guy walks up and says " What are you holding out on us? " trying to be funny, and I was about to say, No corn for you, I'm the corn nazi! , but it hit me before I said it, that he was, jewish...and this was all relating to Seinfeld and the Soup Nazi....I thought it was funny :/
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Re: Corn Nazi
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2005, 09:55:05 pm »
ROFL!

That's pretty funny

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Re: Corn Nazi
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2005, 10:23:10 pm »
It's more of one of those, had to be there things
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Re: Corn Nazi
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2005, 10:33:37 pm »
Hah, the soup nazi is awesome. :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Corn Nazi
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2005, 10:35:16 pm »
Great way to lose your job. :P
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Re: Corn Nazi
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2005, 07:17:02 pm »
Funny incident a few minutes ago.

Mom: We're out of taco shells. What else do you want?
Joe: *looks in cupboard, sees soup*
Joe: Uh, chicken noodle soup I guess.
Bob: Mmm.
Joe: No soup for you.
Bob: *stupid face*
Joe: ..idiot.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.