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House For Sale
« on: November 03, 2005, 06:25:46 pm »
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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2005, 06:44:06 pm »
Hah, interesting idea.
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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2005, 07:15:37 pm »
*raises paddle* Five bucks.
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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2005, 07:16:59 pm »
600,000 for that? wtf? That's a smallllllllll house.

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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2005, 07:21:18 pm »
It comes with furniture Trust.  That shit can get expensive, and if it's in as nice a neighborhood as it claims, the price really doesn't surprise me.

What I find REALLY funny is that this chick does NOT look ANYWHERE NEAR 48.  Seriously.  And if I was a guy that old, I'd hit that.  I find it hard to believe she hasn't found anyone yet, unless there's something INCREDIBLY WRONG with her.
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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2005, 07:37:35 pm »
I wouldn't call it "smalllllllll", but I don't think a house that size (alone) would be $600k.  But, like Mynd said, that's not the only factor. 

And, perhaps she's a bitch.  Or clingy.  Or flatulant. 

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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2005, 07:47:43 pm »
It comes with furniture Trust. That shit can get expensive, and if it's in as nice a neighborhood as it claims, the price really doesn't surprise me.

What I find REALLY funny is that this chick does NOT look ANYWHERE NEAR 48. Seriously. And if I was a guy that old, I'd hit that. I find it hard to believe she hasn't found anyone yet, unless there's something INCREDIBLY WRONG with her.
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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2005, 07:51:50 pm »
I wouldn't call it "smalllllllll", but I don't think a house that size (alone) would be $600k.  But, like Mynd said, that's not the only factor. 

And, perhaps she's a bitch.  Or clingy.  Or flatulant. 
A house that big in a town like Somers Point could easily go for over $1 million.  I'd be a bit surprised if it wasn't either a) in some rich development, b) on the Jersey Shore, or c) had walls stuffed with crack.

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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2005, 08:29:01 pm »
It comes with furniture Trust.  That shit can get expensive, and if it's in as nice a neighborhood as it claims, the price really doesn't surprise me.

Uh, furniture doesn't help the price much, if at all. I would know; my dad's fiance can't sell her house, and furnished or unfurnished (with about $200,000 worth of furniture) the price doesn't dip more than $100K down compared to being furnished. :P
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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2005, 08:29:47 pm »
rich development? That type of housing design (as seen from the front, not necessarily interior or outside etc.) is synonomous with the types of houses found in the slums here.



But I guess it's based off of location. When I was in Jersey all the houses were tiny looking, but they had big basements. We don't have basements here. And like a lot of other places have houses that would be considered to be relatively big here, but are the norm there. Ehhh.

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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2005, 08:43:28 pm »
rich development? That type of housing design (as seen from the front, not necessarily interior or outside etc.) is synonomous with the types of houses found in the slums here.



But I guess it's based off of location. When I was in Jersey all the houses were tiny looking, but they had big basements. We don't have basements here. And like a lot of other places have houses that would be considered to be relatively big here, but are the norm there. Ehhh.

You should see New Jersey, my grandparents own a beach-side appartment type place there on the 9th floor of the building, and it's worth over 4 million, 600,000 for an actual house is nothing.

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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2005, 10:57:58 pm »
rich development? That type of housing design (as seen from the front, not necessarily interior or outside etc.) is synonomous with the types of houses found in the slums here.

Are you TRYING to get me to make a "rich kid" comment? This would be a perfect place, whether or not it's appropriate :)

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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2005, 05:44:56 am »
rich development? That type of housing design (as seen from the front, not necessarily interior or outside etc.) is synonomous with the types of houses found in the slums here.

Are you TRYING to get me to make a "rich kid" comment? This would be a perfect place, whether or not it's appropriate :)

Look at my city's demographics (Wikipedia), iago. A "rich kid" comment wouldn't even be effective or acceptable in this thread, since its my city (which is mostly slums imho, my city is like [slum][notslum][slum] - it's how it's divided. Though the 3rd slum (OV) now is having like 3+million dollar houses built on the East side of it. I don't live there, by the way.)

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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2005, 07:29:48 am »
rich development? That type of housing design (as seen from the front, not necessarily interior or outside etc.) is synonomous with the types of houses found in the slums here.

Are you TRYING to get me to make a "rich kid" comment? This would be a perfect place, whether or not it's appropriate :)

Look at my city's demographics (Wikipedia), iago. A "rich kid" comment wouldn't even be effective or acceptable in this thread, since its my city (which is mostly slums imho, my city is like [slum][notslum][slum] - it's how it's divided. Though the 3rd slum (OV) now is having like 3+million dollar houses built on the East side of it. I don't live there, by the way.)
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Re: House For Sale
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2005, 08:38:47 am »
rich development? That type of housing design (as seen from the front, not necessarily interior or outside etc.) is synonomous with the types of houses found in the slums here.

Are you TRYING to get me to make a "rich kid" comment? This would be a perfect place, whether or not it's appropriate :)

Look at my city's demographics (Wikipedia), iago. A "rich kid" comment wouldn't even be effective or acceptable in this thread, since its my city (which is mostly slums imho, my city is like [slum][notslum][slum] - it's how it's divided. Though the 3rd slum (OV) now is having like 3+million dollar houses built on the East side of it. I don't live there, by the way.)

Well, it seems like a perfectly average sized house around here, and you say it's what's found in the slums where you live.  Hmm! :-)