Neopets!

[Joe]

www.neopets.com

Yup. You've probably heard of it. I played it back in like, 4th-5th grade. Anyhow, I just started again today beacause I wanted to exploit the money tree and make them feel stupid, but I decided just to play (because I found an Eo Codestone (magic rock) worth about 5000NP).

Anyhow, basically you get a pet. The pets can get in fights. The pets can read books (huh..). The pets eat McDonalds (Again, huh..). You have to play with them or they get sad. The works. Also, theres little flash games you play to get money (neopoints, NP).

Its good for rainy days when you get bored. I have a headache right now. Hm, does anyone see a connection? Weird.

EDIT -
Hm, tylenol. Anyhow, if enough of you guys sign up we can start a guild. =)

[Ergot]

Welcome to Five Years Ago. Enjoy your stay.

[Screenor]

These guys used to be the shit a while back.

[Joe]

These guys used to be the shit a while back.

Kacheek > Petri.

[Joe]

Anyone need help with hangman?

3's
Happy gadgadsbogen day


4's
Better late than never
Meercas despise red neggs
No news is impossible
Scorchios like hot places
Super glue is forever


5's
All roads lead to neopia
Dung furniture stinks like dung
Keep your broken toys clean
Kois invented the robotic fish
Nimmos are very spiritual beings
Today is your lucky day


6's
A buzz will never sting you
Be nice to shoyrus or else
Chia bombers are mud slinging fools
Chombys are shy and eat plants
Faeries are quite fond of reading
Fuzios wear the coolest red shoes
Great neopets are not always wise
Kacheekers is a two player game
Korbats are creatures of the night
Mr black makes the best shopkeeper
Number six is on the run
Skeiths are strong but very lazy
The beader has a beaming smile
The techo is a tree acrobat


7's
An air of mystery surrounds the acara
Asparagus is the food of the gods
Chombys hate fungus balls with a passion
Faerie food is food from the heavens
Jubjubs defend themselves with their deafening screech
Kyriis take special pride in their fur
Mister pickles has a terrible tigersquash habit
Most wild kikos swim in kiko lake
Neopian inflation is a fact of life
Never underestimate the power of streaky bacon
Some neggs will bring you big disappointment
The cybunny is the fastest neopet ever
The pen is mightier than the pencil
The snowager sleeps most of its life
Tornado rings and cement mixers are unstoppable
Uggaroo gets tricky with his coconut shells
Unis just love looking at their reflection
When there is smoke there is pollution
You cannot teach an old grarrl mathematics


8's
A miss is as good as a mister
A neopoint saved is a neopoint not enough
A tuskaninny named colin lives on terror mountain
An iron rod bends while it is hot
Children should not be seen spanked or grounded
Doctor Sloth tried to mutate neopets but failed
Do not bathe if there is no water
Dr death is the keeper of disowned neopets
Flame the tame is a ferocious feline fireball
Have you trained your pet for the battledome
If your hedge needs trimming call a chomby
Kacheeks have mastered the art of picking flowers
Keep your pet company with a neopet pet
Kikoughela is a fancy word for cough medicine
Kougras are said to bring very good luck
Pet rocks make the most playful of petpets
Scratch my back and I will scratch yours
The advent calendar is only open in december
The alien aisha vending machine serves great good
The big spender is an international jet setter
The bruce is from snowy valley high school
The healing springs mends your wounds after battle
The hidden tower is for big spenders only
The library faerie tends to the crossword puzzle
The tatsu population was almost reduced to extinction
Whack a beast and win some major points
You should try to raise your hit points


9's
An idle mind is the best way to relax
Do not open a shop if you cannot smile
Do not try to talk to a shy peophin
Enter the lair of the beast if your dare
Every neopet should have a job and a corndog
It is always better to give than to receive
Get three times the taste with the triple dog
Let every Zafara take care of its own tail
Look out for the moehog transmogrification potion lurking around
Magical ice weapons are from the ice cave walls
Meercas are to blame for all the stolen fuzzles
Mika and carassa want you to buy their junk
Neopets battledome is not for the weak or sensitive
Poogle five is very chubby but is lightning quick
Poogles have extremely sharp teeth and they are cuddly
Store all of your trading cards in your neodeck
The barking of lupes does not hurt the clouds
The battledome is near but the way is icy
The meat of a sporkle is bitter and inedible
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Treat your usul well and it will be useful
Uggaroo follows footsteps to find food for his family


10's
Achia who is a mocker dances without a tamborine
All neopets can find a job at the employment agency
Become a battledome master by training on the mystery island
Better to be safe than meet up with a monocerous
Bouncing around on its tail the blumaroo is quite happy
Chias are loveable little characters who are full of joy
Faeries bend down their wings to a seeker of knowledge
If you live with lupes you will learn to howl
Kyruggi is the grand elder in the tyrannian town hall
Love your neopet but do not hug it too much
Oh where is the tooth faerie when you need her
Only ask of the queen faerie what you really need
Please wipe your feet before you enter the scorchio den
Store all of your neopian trading cards in your neodeck
The battledome is open but the way there is icy
The best thing to spend on your neopet is time
The kindhearted faerie queen rules faerieland with a big smile
The pound is not the place to keep streaky bacon
The sunken city of maraqua has some great hidden treasures
The tyrannian jungle is full of thick muddle and mash
The wise aisha has long ears and a short tongue
To know and to act are one and the same
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find doctor sloth
With the right training tuskaninnys can become quite fearsome fighters


11's
A journey of a million miles begins on the marketplace map
Ask a lot of questions but only take what is offered
Be sure to visit the neggery for some great magical neggs
Bruce could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles
By all means trust in neopia but tie your camel first
Do not wake the snowager unless you want to be eaten
Every buzz is a kau in the eyes of its mother
Grarrls are ferocious creatures or at least they try to be
Have you told your friends about the greatest site on earth
If a pteri and lenny were to race neither would win
Jetsams are the meanest neopets to ever swim the neopian sea
Kaus love to sing although they only know a single note
Listen to your pet or your tongue will keep you deaf
Make certain your pet is well equipped before entering the battledome
Only mad gelerts and englishmen go out in the noonday sun
Poogle number five always wins unless he trips over a hurdle
The neopedia is a good place to start your neopian adventures
When eating a radioactive negg remember the pet who planted it
When the blind lead the blind get out of the way
When friends ask about the battledome say there is no tomorrow
You cannot wake a bruce who is pretending to be asleep
You know the soup kitchen is a great place to go
You know you can create a free homepage for your pet
You probably do not want to know what that odor is


12's
By all means make neofriends with peophins but learn to swim first
Catch the halter rope and it will lead you to the kau
Cliffhanger is a brilliant game that will make your pet more intelligent
Dirty snow is the best way to make your battledome opponent mad
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie
Do not speak of an elephante if there is no tree nearby
Do not think there are no jetsams if the water is calm
Eat all day at the giant omelette but do not be greedy
Everyone loves to drink a hot cup of borovan now and then
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald
Fly around the canyons of tyrannia shooting the evil pterodactyls and grarrls
If you see a man riding a wooden stick ask him why
If you want to have lots of adventures then adopt a wocky
Jubjubs like to watch the tyrannian sunset while eating a ransaurus steak
Myncis love to hug their plushies and eat sap on a stick
Quiggles spend all day splashing around in the pool at the neolodge
The grarrl will roar and ten eggs will hatch into baby grarrls
The snow faerie quest is for those who can brave the cold
There is only one ryshu and there is only one techo master
The Wheel Of Mediocrity is officially the most second rate game around
uggsul invites you to play a game or two of tyranu evavu.
When an elephante is in trouble even a nimmo will kick him
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on


13's A scorchio is a good storyteller if it can make a skeith listen
Bang and smash your way to the top in the bumper cars game
Do not be greedy and buy every single food item from the shops
If at first you do not succeed play the ice caves puzzle again
If you go too slow try to keep your worms in a tin
If your totem is made of wax do not walk in the sun
Myncis come from large families and eat their dinner up in the trees
The neopian hospital will help get your pet on the road to recovery
We never know the worth of items till the wishing well is dry
You can lead a kau to water but you cannot make it drink


15's
Bronto bites are all the rage and they are meaty and very easy to carry
The whisper of an acara can be heard farther than the roar of a wocky
The beast who lives in the tyrannian mountains welcomes all vistors with a sharp smile
You really have to be well trained if you want to own a wild reptillior

[Blaze]

I have around one million neopoints spread out between accounts.  My old primary one was cheat_freek.

[Joe]

http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=joetheodd1337

gogo

[Blaze]

V.S.

[Sidoh]

Fat Bitch


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[d&q]

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[Sidoh]

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[Newby]

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[Sidoh]

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[deadly7]

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