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What is your purpose in life?
« on: November 06, 2005, 10:30:43 pm »
Simple topic: what do you believe your purpose in life is?

Mine is to eventually create music so complex that you have to sit down to listen to it. Music that makes you get lost in your mind while listening to it, almost like it's hypnotizing.
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Re: What is your purpose in life?
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2005, 10:32:05 pm »
Mine would be to Mack all the Pretty Ladies.

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Re: What is your purpose in life?
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2005, 10:34:31 pm »
Mine is to bring happiness to many, many people, by developing some revolutionary product!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: What is your purpose in life?
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2005, 11:34:35 pm »

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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: What is your purpose in life?
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2005, 11:38:25 pm »
haha @ stealing some loser kid's StealthBot.net post.
Going off-topic in a thread that talks about your point in life? What a great pun!
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Re: What is your purpose in life?
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2005, 12:19:55 am »
My purpose in life is to eventually take over the world and reinstate the Nazi rule under a new belief that anyone who refuses  to bow down to me shall be shot and if they live shot again. I will be hailed as a god and will invade first Mexico then eventually canada.  I will use the power of the allmighty canadian army to launch an attack on north korea and capture thier nukes. I will then begin a nuclear apocalypse in which I bomb England and most of Europe. Taking asia willl be easy, camel humpers.
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Re: What is your purpose in life?
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2005, 12:21:52 am »
Can I be Assistant Dictator?

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Re: What is your purpose in life?
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2005, 01:56:34 am »
My purpose in life is to serve as a role model.  Or to serve as an example of how you don't want your life to turn out.  Either way, it'll be fun!

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Re: What is your purpose in life?
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2005, 08:26:40 pm »
My purpose in life is to eventually take over the world and reinstate the Nazi rule under a new belief that anyone who refuses to bow down to me shall be shot and if they live shot again. I will be hailed as a god and will invade first Mexico then eventually canada. I will use the power of the allmighty canadian army to launch an attack on north korea and capture thier nukes. I will then begin a nuclear apocalypse in which I bomb England and most of Europe. Taking asia willl be easy, camel humpers.
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Re: What is your purpose in life?
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2005, 08:30:16 pm »
I told my PE teacher in 9th grade I wanted to own the world, when we were talking about goals. She called my mom.

Though, my mom asked her why she was calling...as I've had that goal since I was very little. :)

(I've always been very power hungry and stuff. My mom was telling me how I got mad at her because she gave shoes and stuff to this poor family that lived down the street in 2nd grade. Apparently I told her that it wasn't our fault that they were poor and some other stuff. Sigh.)

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Re: What is your purpose in life?
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2005, 08:55:04 pm »
Piss people off I reckon'
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