I told my PE teacher in 9th grade I wanted to own the world, when we were talking about goals. She called my mom.
Though, my mom asked her why she was calling...as I've had that goal since I was very little.
(I've always been very power hungry and stuff. My mom was telling me how I got mad at her because she gave shoes and stuff to this poor family that lived down the street in 2nd grade. Apparently I told her that it wasn't our fault that they were poor and some other stuff. Sigh.)