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Quote from: deadly7 on November 11, 2005, 11:34:23 pmQuote from: iago on November 11, 2005, 10:10:29 pmYou should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad Bingo.You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it. I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible? I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)
Quote from: iago on November 11, 2005, 10:10:29 pmYou should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad Bingo.
You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad
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Quote from: iago on November 12, 2005, 12:04:37 amQuote from: deadly7 on November 11, 2005, 11:34:23 pmQuote from: iago on November 11, 2005, 10:10:29 pmYou should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad Bingo.You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it. I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible? I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)Shut up you stupid jew.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests
You might be right about that, Joe.
Quote from: iago on November 12, 2005, 12:04:37 amQuote from: deadly7 on November 11, 2005, 11:34:23 pmQuote from: iago on November 11, 2005, 10:10:29 pmYou should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad Bingo.You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it. I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible? I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)It's joe, he's already pushed his limits with me, and I was mad++ when I wrote that other post.
According to the Jewish/Christian creation (Genesis) and the Jewish law, everyone is a Jew.1) God created Adam and Eve. What religion were they? The only religion there was, Jewish.2) They had children. Weather or not they practiced Judiasm, according to Jewish law, seeing as how they had a Jewish mother (Eve), they were Jews.3) Adam and Eve's grandchildren had Jewish mothers (see #2).4) Repeats itself over and over, until we get to Noah and his wife, who were Jews.5) Again, this repeats itself until we get to right now, where we are all decendants of Noah and his wife, and in turn Adam and Eve. We are all Jewish.G_G.
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Quote from: Joe[e2] on November 11, 2005, 08:17:53 pmAccording to the Jewish/Christian creation (Genesis) and the Jewish law, everyone is a Jew.1) God created Adam and Eve. What religion were they? The only religion there was, Jewish.2) They had children. Weather or not they practiced Judiasm, according to Jewish law, seeing as how they had a Jewish mother (Eve), they were Jews.3) Adam and Eve's grandchildren had Jewish mothers (see #2).4) Repeats itself over and over, until we get to Noah and his wife, who were Jews.5) Again, this repeats itself until we get to right now, where we are all decendants of Noah and his wife, and in turn Adam and Eve. We are all Jewish.G_G.Adam and Eve were nonreligious (they communed with God directly and did not have to follow a set of "practices"). The nation of Israel was not founded until Abraham. There were many descendents and tribes before Abraham. (The nation of Israel is God's fulfilled promise to Abraham that he will be the founder of a great nation).
You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.I still say I'm Jewish =p
Quote from: Joe[e2] on November 13, 2005, 03:20:34 amYou just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.I still say I'm Jewish =pI still say you're wrong.
Quote from: Joe[e2] on November 13, 2005, 03:20:34 amYou just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.I still say I'm Jewish =pThe oven awaits
[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min[20:21:15] xar: that was funny
Quote from: Hitmen on November 13, 2005, 11:52:10 pmQuote from: Joe[e2] on November 13, 2005, 03:20:34 amYou just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.I still say I'm Jewish =pThe oven awaitsHi.That wasn't cool.Thanks.
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 amI'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.That analogy doesn't even make sense. Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT.
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.
I chuckled at the idea of Joe being a jew. I chuckled at the idea of Joe being a jew burning in an oven, because it would accomplish my ultimate goal: killing joe!