John approached the bar aboard the "Pinnatus" cruise ship and overhard Eddy, the "hero" of the day, telling his tall tale. "I've been sailing for 20 years and never did anything like it", he said. "I came out of my cabin door and heard shots. Then I saw this man at the front of the ship waving his gun around, so I threw myself to the floor and covered my head. Moments later, I looked up and saw a gun right in front of me. I picked it up and fired the first shot in the air, and the second at the gunman. Fearing for my life, I ran to the back of the ship. Next thing I knew there was security everywhere, and they said I had shot the assassin and was the hero of the day.
What's wrong with his story?