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Towelie trys to program!
« on: November 16, 2005, 12:14:27 am »
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[x86] Towelie: if joe=gay
[x86] Towelie: then exec {assrapingmonkey.cfg}
Joe: ERROR.
Joe: 1) Missing parenthesis around "joe=gay"
Joe: 2) You mean joe == gay, comparison, not assignment.
Joe: 3) Forgot the { at the end of the line.
Joe: 4) No then in C-Style languages
Joe: 5) system, not exec
Joe: 6) N space between system and {
Joe: 7) Pass arguments with ( ), not { }
Joe: 9) Configuration files are not executable
Joe: 10) You forgot your ;
Joe: 11) You forgot your } to end the if statment.
Joe: 12) TOWELIE SUCKS.
Joe: I'm so totally posting this on x86.

And that doesn't even mention that the configuration file isn't in quotes, and that joe and gay aren't defined. =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2005, 12:16:56 am »
Your an idiot.  It might be 11 vald errors in C, but much less if it was supposed to be VB.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2005, 01:03:41 am »
Also featuring "Joe Tries To Count" and "Blaze Tries To Speak English".
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[x86] Towelie: if joe=gay
[x86] Towelie: then exec {assrapingmonkey.cfg}
Joe: ERROR.
Joe: 1) Missing parenthesis around "joe=gay"
Joe: 2) You mean joe == gay, comparison, not assignment.
Joe: 3) Forgot the { at the end of the line.
Joe: 4) No then in C-Style languages
Joe: 5) system, not exec
Joe: 6) N space between system and {
Joe: 7) Pass arguments with ( ), not { }
Joe: 9) Configuration files are not executable
Joe: 10) You forgot your ;
Joe: 11) You forgot your } to end the if statment.
Joe: 12) TOWELIE SUCKS.
Joe: I'm so totally posting this on x86.

And that doesn't even mention that the configuration file isn't in quotes, and that joe and gay aren't defined. =p
8 comes after 7.
Your an idiot.  It might be 11 vald errors in C, but much less if it was supposed to be VB.
It is "you're" not "your".
It is "valid" not "vald".
« Last Edit: November 16, 2005, 01:29:31 am by Ergot »
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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2005, 01:11:53 am »
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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2005, 01:39:00 am »
Yes, Ergot is the essence of ownage.

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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2005, 07:48:13 am »
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8 comes after 7.

CRAP.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2005, 10:52:19 am »
yeah, who said I wasnt doing it in VB? ? ? :-P

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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2005, 07:05:00 pm »
yeah, who said I wasnt doing it in VB? ? ? :-P

You were mixing languages! :)

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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2005, 07:17:37 pm »
It looked like 100% valid pseudo-code to me..

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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2005, 07:19:07 pm »
sweetness :)

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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2005, 07:39:48 pm »
Also featuring "Joe Tries To Count" and "Blaze Tries To Speak English".
Shh, I typed that while half asleep.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2005, 07:45:23 pm »
It looked like 100% valid pseudo-code to me..

Hehehe

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Re: Towelie trys to program!
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2005, 10:30:54 pm »
Also featuring "Joe Tries To Count" and "Blaze Tries To Speak English".
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[x86] Towelie: if joe=gay
[x86] Towelie: then exec {assrapingmonkey.cfg}
Joe: ERROR.
Joe: 1) Missing parenthesis around "joe=gay"
Joe: 2) You mean joe == gay, comparison, not assignment.
Joe: 3) Forgot the { at the end of the line.
Joe: 4) No then in C-Style languages
Joe: 5) system, not exec
Joe: 6) N space between system and {
Joe: 7) Pass arguments with ( ), not { }
Joe: 9) Configuration files are not executable
Joe: 10) You forgot your ;
Joe: 11) You forgot your } to end the if statment.
Joe: 12) TOWELIE SUCKS.
Joe: I'm so totally posting this on x86.

And that doesn't even mention that the configuration file isn't in quotes, and that joe and gay aren't defined. =p
8 comes after 7.
Your an idiot. It might be 11 vald errors in C, but much less if it was supposed to be VB.
It is "you're" not "your".
It is "valid" not "vald".
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