"It's those damn lyrics that incite the violence, oh, that violent music."
"Hey, Julie Andrews told me to climb every mountain, and you don't see me hiking every weekend! What the fuck are you saying?!"
- Jon Stewart
"Oh, it's those violent videogames. They make the kids do these horrible things."
"Yeah, I hear the voice in my head, telling me to 'Kill! Kill!!!'"
"Satan? Is that you?"
"No, it'sa me, Mario!"
"Yeah, I love jumping on people's heads and watching coins pop out of their ass!"
- Comedy Central Presents