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Airsoft Criminals!
« on: November 20, 2005, 10:13:38 pm »
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(21:10:12) Joe: so after our cell group tonight
(21:10:15) Joe: i stayed after for a while
(21:10:24) Joe: and it was travis' moms birthday
(21:10:26) Joe: so we had cake
(21:10:34) Joe: and somehow we're talking about airsoft
(21:10:58) Joe: and his mom said ryan and his friend were out front one time shooting eachother, a cop drives up, hops out, draws his gun, and yells "PUT DOWN THE WEAPONS"
(21:11:10) Joe: and ryan just drops it and puts his hands up
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2005, 01:21:37 am »
Haha, that's pretty funny.

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2005, 01:24:54 pm »
Lmao, that would suck. :D
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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2005, 02:34:45 pm »
Those airsoft guns sting like a bitch when you get shot with one.

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2005, 05:05:37 pm »
Those airsoft guns sting like a bitch when you get shot with one.

Haha, yeah they do.  I pelted this kid in the back of the head with one after he hit me in the cheek.  I was like:

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2005, 05:43:55 pm »
The one and only time I ever played airsoft was at night in the semi-cold, so I was well-padded. I got hit with one headshot, but that hit my hair, which we all know gives a TON of padding. =p.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2005, 07:23:11 pm »
Those airsoft guns sting like a bitch when you get shot with one.

Haha, yeah they do.  I pelted this kid in the back of the head with one after he hit me in the cheek.  I was like:



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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2005, 09:18:56 pm »
Yeah, this is my airsoft gun.  It owns.  IT OWWWWWNSS.

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2005, 12:31:01 pm »
Airsoft guns don't hurt, I've been shot erratically by a friend once.
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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2005, 12:35:19 pm »
Airsoft guns don't hurt, I've been shot erratically by a friend once.

I don't think you've ever seen a very good airsoft gun, then.  They make you bleed if you're shot from ~15 feet away.

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2005, 05:36:55 pm »
Pfft....

I been shot by paintballs before. FROZEN PAINTBALLS. Airsofts are for n00bs.
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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2005, 09:11:44 pm »
Frozen paintballs are nothing next to T-balls.

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2005, 01:17:50 am »
Airsoft guns don't hurt, I've been shot erratically by a friend once.

I don't think you've ever seen a very good airsoft gun, then.  They make you bleed if you're shot from ~15 feet away.
Sidoh ain't kidding, and I can say from experiance that those guns do hurt if your shot with one, atleast the one I was shot with. Left welts/blood stains on me!

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2005, 01:30:30 am »
Pfft....

I been shot by paintballs before. FROZEN PAINTBALLS. Airsofts are for n00bs.
ouch, I thought getting shot by 7 regular paintballs in a row from 10 ft away hurt.....

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2005, 01:40:49 am »
Airsoft guns don't hurt, I've been shot erratically by a friend once.

I don't think you've ever seen a very good airsoft gun, then. They make you bleed if you're shot from ~15 feet away.
No, I haven't been shot from close range. :P
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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2005, 09:27:01 am »
I got shot by airsoft guns before.  On the skin, a little twinge, but on the thin cotton t-shirt, nothing.  You all must be weak (or I've been hardened from paintballing?)

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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2005, 11:12:20 am »
Pfft....

I been shot by paintballs before. FROZEN PAINTBALLS. Airsofts are for n00bs.
ouch, I thought getting shot by 7 regular paintballs in a row from 10 ft away hurt.....

That would probley hurt more. But it depends on which gun he was using? Angel? DM5? AutoCocker?
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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2005, 07:54:33 pm »
I got shot by airsoft guns before.  On the skin, a little twinge, but on the thin cotton t-shirt, nothing.  You all must be weak (or I've been hardened from paintballing?)

No, they hurt pretty damned bad if the gun you're shot with doesn't suck (and you're shot from ~5 feet away or so).  They leave welts/make you bleed under these conditions.  I've been paintballing too.  They both hurt pretty damned bad (paintballs definitely hurt more, but airsoft still hurts a bit).

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2005, 08:20:52 pm »
Full automatic paintball guns, that shoot like, straight... BOOM faceshot. :-S
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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2005, 03:00:11 pm »
Full automatic paintball guns, that shoot like, straight... BOOM faceshot. :-S

A semiauto Tipman 98 custom would own any automatic.
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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2005, 04:31:04 pm »
A semiauto Tipman 98 custom would own any automatic.

False.

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2005, 08:03:32 pm »
Full automatic paintball guns, that shoot like, straight... BOOM faceshot. :-S

A semiauto Tipman 98 custom would own any automatic.
How do you know that they wouldn't customise the barrle by not rifeling it, and customise the hopper by making it hold one paint ball?

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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2005, 08:06:10 pm »
Iam sorry they just would. But it also depends on the player. If you gave my friend a Spider Extra vs 4 AutoCokers he would own everybody with 4 balls. He is that damn good. No customize or nothing.
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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2005, 08:08:01 pm »
Iam sorry they just would. But it also depends on the player. If you gave my friend a Spider Extra vs 4 AutoCokers he would own everybody with 4 balls. He is that damn good. No customize or nothing.

Not necessarily.  You're assuming that the automatic guns are shitty, low-quality ones.  I can guarantee an expensive fully auto gun would own your Tipman 98 custom.  :P

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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2005, 08:14:32 pm »
Iam sorry they just would. But it also depends on the player. If you gave my friend a Spider Extra vs 4 AutoCokers he would own everybody with 4 balls. He is that damn good. No customize or nothing.

Not necessarily.  You're assuming that the automatic guns are shitty, low-quality ones.  I can guarantee an expensive fully auto gun would own your Tipman 98 custom.  :P

My tipman 98 custom? LOL....... Sorry my friend let me explain, I HATE TIpman 98 customs. There probally one of the shittiest guns on the market next to the orion "WALMART" I use a DM4. Now automatic guns I would say are more heavyier and not that great for playing. Iam mean sure you want to go hit someones house with it, It be a great gun. But for a real game There useless. You will run out of a 250 round hoopper in probally 2 mintues with automatic.
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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2005, 08:19:29 pm »
My tipman 98 custom? LOL....... Sorry my friend let me explain, I HATE TIpman 98 customs. There probally one of the shittiest guns on the market next to the orion "WALMART" I use a DM4. Now automatic guns I would say are more heavyier and not that great for playing. Iam mean sure you want to go hit someones house with it, It be a great gun. But for a real game There useless. You will run out of a 250 round hoopper in probally 2 mintues with automatic.

Haha.  It's pretty obvious that you're pretty into paintball; a lot more than me, for sure.  Anyway, alright.  :P

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« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2005, 08:32:04 pm »
My tipman 98 custom? LOL....... Sorry my friend let me explain, I HATE TIpman 98 customs. There probally one of the shittiest guns on the market next to the orion "WALMART" I use a DM4. Now automatic guns I would say are more heavyier and not that great for playing. Iam mean sure you want to go hit someones house with it, It be a great gun. But for a real game There useless. You will run out of a 250 round hoopper in probally 2 mintues with automatic.

Haha.  It's pretty obvious that you're pretty into paintball; a lot more than me, for sure.  Anyway, alright.  :P

Dont feel bad. Iam still a "noob" when it comes to paintballing.  <3

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2005, 08:35:29 pm »
feel bad. Iam still a "noob" when it comes to paintballing.  <3

Also LONG ON AIM!!!

Haha.

I don't use AIM.  I use MSN instead (even though it sucks just as bad, most of my friend use it).

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2005, 08:37:13 pm »
Iam sorry they just would. But it also depends on the player. If you gave my friend a Spider Extra vs 4 AutoCokers he would own everybody with 4 balls. He is that damn good. No customize or nothing.

Not necessarily.  You're assuming that the automatic guns are shitty, low-quality ones.  I can guarantee an expensive fully auto gun would own your Tipman 98 custom.  :P

My tipman 98 custom? LOL....... Sorry my friend let me explain, I HATE TIpman 98 customs. There probally one of the shittiest guns on the market next to the orion "WALMART" I use a DM4. Now automatic guns I would say are more heavyier and not that great for playing. Iam mean sure you want to go hit someones house with it, It be a great gun. But for a real game There useless. You will run out of a 250 round hoopper in probally 2 mintues with automatic.
Your hatred is evident by you misspelling "Tippmann".  Anyway, I LOOOOOVE Angels.  I got to use my friends for a few rounds while he went off to smoke.  That thing...was...fucking...awesome.  It didn't matter how many balls I used, because I had refils (and his hopper was a side 500).  That thing had such a small kickback and a pretty big ROF, and it wasn't that heavy, most of the weight was in the nitro.  Anyway, Spyders are ew.

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« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2005, 08:48:43 pm »
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Your hatred is evident by you misspelling "Tippmann".

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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2005, 08:58:54 pm »
Anyway, Spyders are ew.

Haha, I have a Spyder Esprit.  It works fine for the few (less than 1 time/year) times I go.

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« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2005, 09:10:11 pm »
Anyway, Spyders are ew.

Haha, I have a Spyder Esprit.  It works fine for the few (less than 1 time/year) times I go.

Thats a good gun for you. Since you never play.
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
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Re: Airsoft Criminals!
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2005, 10:23:40 pm »
Spyder and Walmart brands are good for people who play ~2 times a year.  I used to be pretty active, but not so much anymore.