I knew I advertised JavaOp2 there for a reason...

[iago]

This is from JavaOp2's source:

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// .......
// Encrypt the cdkey
byte []cdkey    = rcrs.getCDKey(clientToken, serverToken, cdkey1, cdkey2);

// Get the exe information (a string stating the date/time of the last modified)
String exeInfo = rcrs.getExeInfo();
// Get the owner of the cdkey; we advertise a little here :)
String exeOwner = "www.JavaOp.com";
// .......

I figured it would be good for advertising.  Then I got these 2 emails today (from the same guy):
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/cdkey-use1.png
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/cdkey-use2.png

That's worth a laugh.  I'm not sure why he sent it twice, perhaps because he wanted it to look like two people were pissed off *shrug*.  And let's all laugh at him for using AOL :-)


<edit>Here's another one from awhile back.  I didn't post it back then, because it's not as funny, but it goes with the others:
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/cdkey-use.png
I'm glad he told me the email address to reply to, though, because otherwise how would I reply to his email!?

[Quik]

Hahah, silly kids trying to use their own cdkey twice, and then accusing you of stealing it. Oh well, their fault. Like Blizzard will do anything. Good job iago, now I know how you get all your keys.

[Ergot]

Give me my key back iago! WTF!

[Newby]

I remember in <3 bot, I always set CD-Key owner to "Skywing[vL]" =P

[Sidoh]

Hahahha, some people are such idiots...

[iago]

Hahah, silly kids trying to use their own cdkey twice, and then accusing you of stealing it. Oh well, their fault. Like Blizzard will do anything. Good job iago, now I know how you get all your keys.

I doubt he was using it himself, because he said he doesn't use JavaOp2.  Somebody must've jacked his key.  Sucks to be him!

[AntiVirus]

Lmfao, what an idiot.

[RoMi]

Atleast the third person was nice about it .

[Blaze]

Give me my key back iago! WTF!

[MyndFyre]

You should make the owner string read "YOUR JavaOp Bot!" 

[iago]

You should make the owner string read "YOUR JavaOp Bot!" 

The problem is, the string is limited to 15 characters or so.  I tried making it a full download link

[Towelie]

on a side note, anyone have a d2 LoD key that I can... borrow ;-) ?

[Quik]

I like how your website is using his key, as if it was it's own entity.

[iago]

Apparently he doesn't get it:

http://www.javaop.com/~iago/cdkey-use3.png
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/cdkey-use4.png

[Sidoh]

Apparently he doesn't get it:

http://www.javaop.com/~iago/cdkey-use3.png
http://www.javaop.com/~iago/cdkey-use4.png

Gotta love the illiterate!  You should link him to this thread.

[Super_X]

Tell him to unplug his computer from the internet, take a propane torch and put it just below the cd drive for three days. That might make him less computer illeterate.

[Quik]

Tell him to unplug his computer from the internet, take a propane torch and put it just below the cd drive for three days. That might make him less computer illeterate.

Usually it's "unplug the blue internet cord, wait 5 seconds, then unplug the rest of your cords. Proceed to place the computer back into its original box, seal it up, and give it back to the store. Be sure to tell them that you are not mentally capable to own a computer.

[Hitmen]

Tell him to unplug his computer from the internet, take a propane torch and put it just below the cd drive for three days. That might make him less computer illeterate.

Usually it's "unplug the blue internet cord, wait 5 seconds, then unplug the rest of your cords. Proceed to place the computer back into its original box, seal it up, and give it back to the store. Be sure to tell them that you are not mentally capable to own a computer.

"See that little switch on the back of the power supply? It should say 120 and 220 on either side. Ok, now make sure your computer is on, and keep flipping it back and forth"

[Sidoh]

"See that little switch on the back of the power supply? It should say 120 and 220 on either side. Ok, now make sure your computer is on, and keep flipping it back and forth"

ROFL!!!

Haha, I've seen so many computers that people think are "broken" because someone got wise and flipped that switch while it was off.

[iago]

"See that little switch on the back of the power supply? It should say 120 and 220 on either side. Ok, now make sure your computer is on, and keep flipping it back and forth"

ROFL!!!

Haha, I've seen so many computers that people think are "broken" because someone got wise and flipped that switch while it was off.

It's even more fun if they're in Europe, and you tell their power supply to expect 110 volts.

[deadly7]

Tell him to unplug his computer from the internet, take a propane torch and put it just below the cd drive for three days. That might make him less computer illeterate.

Usually it's "unplug the blue internet cord, wait 5 seconds, then unplug the rest of your cords. Proceed to place the computer back into its original box, seal it up, and give it back to the store. Be sure to tell them that you are not mentally capable to own a computer.

"See that little switch on the back of the power supply? It should say 120 and 220 on either side. Ok, now make sure your computer is on, and keep flipping it back and forth"

LOLOLLGG'D

[Joe]

I love how 12 year olds like the me of the past think they're cool by swearing left and right.