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Offline iago

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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #60 on: November 26, 2005, 11:12:36 am »
You can't have sex with a rock!  I don't care how horny you are!
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #61 on: November 26, 2005, 12:16:46 pm »
Quote from: iago on November 26, 2005, 11:12:36 am
You can't have sex with a rock!  I don't care how horny you are!
You know, there are operations so s/he wouldn't have to....
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #62 on: November 26, 2005, 12:20:39 pm »
Quote from: iago on November 26, 2005, 11:12:36 am
You can't have sex with a rock!  I don't care how horny you are!
Well, you CAN, I just doubt it will result in offspring :P
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #63 on: November 26, 2005, 12:30:13 pm »
Quote from: Blaze on November 26, 2005, 12:16:46 pm
Quote from: iago on November 26, 2005, 11:12:36 am
You can't have sex with a rock!  I don't care how horny you are!
You know, there are operations so s/he wouldn't have to....
Well, yeah, that was my point of asking how :-P

Quote from: rabbit on November 26, 2005, 12:20:39 pm
Quote from: iago on November 26, 2005, 11:12:36 am
You can't have sex with a rock!  I don't care how horny you are!
Well, you CAN, I just doubt it will result in offspring :P
Prove it.
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #64 on: November 26, 2005, 12:31:15 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on November 26, 2005, 12:20:39 pm
Quote from: iago on November 26, 2005, 11:12:36 am
You can't have sex with a rock!  I don't care how horny you are!
Well, you CAN, I just doubt it will result in offspring :P
Prove it.
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Hah, poor rabbit.
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #65 on: November 26, 2005, 12:35:57 pm »
Quote from: Hitmen on November 26, 2005, 11:10:43 am
A really, really, really kinky elf.

Yeah.  And LOTS of alcohol.
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #66 on: November 26, 2005, 09:14:12 pm »
Quote from: iago on November 26, 2005, 12:30:13 pm
Quote from: rabbit on November 26, 2005, 12:20:39 pm
Quote from: iago on November 26, 2005, 11:12:36 am
You can't have sex with a rock!  I don't care how horny you are!
Well, you CAN, I just doubt it will result in offspring :P
Prove it.
*sigh*
http://www.stockroom.com/b474.htm
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #67 on: November 26, 2005, 09:15:15 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on November 26, 2005, 09:14:12 pm
Quote from: iago on November 26, 2005, 12:30:13 pm
Quote from: rabbit on November 26, 2005, 12:20:39 pm
Quote from: iago on November 26, 2005, 11:12:36 am
You can't have sex with a rock!  I don't care how horny you are!
Well, you CAN, I just doubt it will result in offspring :P
Prove it.
*sigh*
http://www.stockroom.com/b474.htm
Hm, ok!

Next step: giving birth to a half-rock baby.  Ouch!
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #68 on: November 26, 2005, 09:22:54 pm »
... Ouch.
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #69 on: November 30, 2005, 09:19:20 pm »
What if my character was a necrobeastopedophile. Could I possibly have sex with dead baby animals? Like a dead puppy or something.... Ok I dont think I'm going to do that, but ...
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #70 on: November 30, 2005, 09:42:48 pm »
Quote from: Towelie[x86] on November 30, 2005, 09:19:20 pm
What if my character was a necrobeastopedophile. Could I possibly have sex with dead baby animals? Like a dead puppy or something.... Ok I dont think I'm going to do that, but ...

You could have sex with dead baby animals anyway.  I just don't recommend it. :-P
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #71 on: November 30, 2005, 10:19:25 pm »
Neither would I, that is a little weird. That is an extreme fetish if you have it
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #72 on: November 30, 2005, 10:31:52 pm »
Quote from: Towelie[x86] on November 30, 2005, 10:19:25 pm
Neither would I, that is a little weird. That is an extreme fetish if you have it

I think this is the perfect time for one of these:



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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #73 on: November 30, 2005, 10:32:59 pm »
rofl. I know sidoh is a necrobeastopedophile ;)
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Re: Character Creation -- Step 1, the Basics
« Reply #74 on: November 30, 2005, 10:35:23 pm »
Quote from: Towelie[x86] on November 30, 2005, 10:32:59 pm
rofl. I know sidoh is a necrobeastopedophile ;)

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