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Dont put your mom in the freezer!
« on: November 22, 2005, 11:40:42 am »
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1334087

Read the last paragraph if anything.


- Thanks to Teh User for the article.
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Re: Dont put your mom in the freezer!
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2005, 12:19:12 pm »
haha, that's just creepy.  He should have buried the body like a normal freak. 


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Re: Dont put your mom in the freezer!
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2005, 12:49:49 pm »
LMFAO!  What a freak!
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Re: Dont put your mom in the freezer!
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2005, 04:30:29 pm »
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Schuth told investigators that his mother died of natural causes in 2000, and an autopsy confirmed that. Schuth, who never had held a real job, said he hid her death because he was afraid authorities would blame him and because he wanted to keep collecting her Social Security checks.

Although his approach to obtaining a source of income was very unorthodox, it's understandable; he did not want to work.
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Re: Dont put your mom in the freezer!
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2005, 06:03:53 pm »
What's wrong with fantasizing about Jennifer Garner?
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Re: Dont put your mom in the freezer!
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2005, 07:55:25 pm »
AND her pool boy?!?!
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Re: Dont put your mom in the freezer!
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2005, 08:58:21 pm »
Quote from: Deuce on November 22, 2005, 07:55:25 pm
AND her pool boy?!?!

But Jennifer Garner!
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Re: Dont put your mom in the freezer!
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2005, 10:06:36 pm »
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1334087

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Re: Dont put your mom in the freezer!
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2005, 06:29:27 am »
Quote from: iago on November 22, 2005, 12:19:12 pm
haha, that's just creepy.  He should have buried the body like a normal freak. 
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Re: Dont put your mom in the freezer!
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2005, 08:05:55 am »
Welcome to the United States.

For those who don't know, LaCross Wisconsin isn't very far from here (an hour or so?).
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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