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5 objects?
« on: November 22, 2005, 05:35:21 pm »
You were in a room. There were two objects in this room.

You moved to another room. There were three objects in this room.

There are four objects in total. How is this possible?

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Based on a real-life situation!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2005, 07:00:48 pm »
You could be an object.
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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2005, 08:03:40 pm »
You could be an object.

I agree.  The person is an object.  Also, I'm naked, so I don't have any clothes that count as objects. 

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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2005, 09:53:43 pm »
You could be an object.

I agree. The person is an object. Also, I'm naked, so I don't have any clothes that count as objects.

If you were wearing the clothes, it'd all be one entity, so I'd still consider it just one object.
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Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.

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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2005, 10:40:40 pm »
You could be an object.

I agree. The person is an object. Also, I'm naked, so I don't have any clothes that count as objects.

If you were wearing the clothes, it'd all be one entity, so I'd still consider it just one object.

I don't know, even if I'm wearing pants I still consider the pants to be a separate object from me. 

I'd better walk into the room naked, just to be sure..

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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2005, 01:41:36 am »
You could be an object.

I agree. The person is an object. Also, I'm naked, so I don't have any clothes that count as objects.

If you were wearing the clothes, it'd all be one entity, so I'd still consider it just one object.

I don't know, even if I'm wearing pants I still consider the pants to be a separate object from me.

I'd better walk into the room naked, just to be sure..

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Like all things in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.

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Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.

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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2005, 02:12:35 am »
But I'd still consider Little Ron a separate entity because sometimes it has a mind of it's own o_O
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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2005, 04:10:56 am »
But I'd still consider Little Ron a separate entity because sometimes it has a mind of it's own o_O

Not necessarily a mind of its own, but rather, a shared mind.  To yours, that is.
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Like all things in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.

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Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.

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[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2005, 08:13:32 am »
As objectish as you are, you are not an object.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2005, 02:10:28 pm »
You took an object from room #1 with you into room #2?

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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2005, 05:18:35 pm »
You took an object from room #1 with you into room #2?

Bingo.

EDIT -
It might not be to aparent, but I had to do some nice work with making it all past tense, so that I'm not specifically saying that the room still had all its objects when you left it.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2005, 05:20:15 pm by Joe[e2] »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2005, 05:19:42 pm »
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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2005, 06:27:07 pm »
Btw, I think counting yourself as an object is at least as good of an answer. 

It's basically the same answer, I guess, since you take yourself with you :)

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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2005, 06:32:37 pm »
All the objects are exactly (to the naked eye, at least, lets not get technical) the same.

(16:25:09) Joe: The real life situation was, in the kitchen, there were two cups. I came to my room and counted 3 cups, and had to make up for the extra cup, realized I brought it down with me, and posted that riddle =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: 5 objects?
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2005, 06:37:32 pm »
All the objects are exactly (to the naked eye, at least, lets not get technical) the same.

The riddle didn't say that. 

I can reenact the situation my way, if you'd like.  I have 2 cups in my bedroom, and there's 2 on the table. 

So there are 3 objects in my room.  *leaves room*.  Now there are 3 objects in the other room.  GG I win.