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Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« on: November 22, 2005, 09:16:58 pm »
I just found it under my list of cd keys *cough* 804 *cough* and I just installed it. Anyways Lets see iam lvl 7 sorc with a helm of strength and a few other things that are pretty good. Iam at King Lerioic and I CANT FUCKING BEAT HIM. OMG This is got to be the biggest trouble I have ever had in a videogame. I have beaten Bowser x100. I have down all the starcraft missions over and over. I have beaten halo2 on all levels but no, a game from 1995 is kicking my ass.
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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2005, 09:50:23 pm »
D1 is too slow for my taste.  Having to walk everywhere just drives me toward insanity.
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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2005, 09:54:08 pm »
Dupe. Unless the fixed it... duping is badass.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2005, 09:55:36 pm »
You can still dupe.
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Like all things in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.

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Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2005, 09:59:50 pm »
Sorry... Dope?
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2005, 11:00:03 pm »
rofl you druggy

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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2005, 11:15:03 pm »
rofl you druggy

<3

Anyways I finally got past him. I just ran "Opps iam sorry" WALKED around him and just keep hitting him with holy bolts I think I wasted about 10 mana pots before I could finally kill him  :P
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2005, 12:18:07 am »
sounds like last time I tried to kill blood raven, I ran around hitting her with umm an ice bolt or something. Butyeah, it took me like 4 deaths lol

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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2005, 02:52:29 am »
Duping... you drop and item and pick up a potion while picking up that item. Now you have two. Great way to dupe money lol.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2005, 04:11:36 am »
An even greater challenge: Go through D1 without duping.
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Like all things in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.

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Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2005, 08:03:07 am »
Word. Diabo1 doesn't have CD-Keys. =/.

sounds like last time I tried to kill blood raven, I ran around hitting her with umm an ice bolt or something. Butyeah, it took me like 4 deaths lol
Bloodraven reams joe..
Joe TPs..
Joe summons raven
Joe summons vine
Joe casts wearbear
Joe TPs..
Blood Raven dies.

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« Last Edit: November 23, 2005, 08:05:21 am by Joe[e2] »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2005, 09:50:04 am »
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I just found it under my list of cd keys...


Diablo I doesn't use a key.
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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2005, 04:23:08 pm »
Sorry let me rephase. I found it under my "cd key list" I have tons of cd keys from all types of games and I printed them out and I guess my D1 was under there >.>
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2005, 10:07:19 am »
As for Diablo II.

Trap assassin = ownage.

Solo'd blood raven at level 3

solo'd act 1 at level 11


its my first character back since i stopped playing three years ago.

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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2005, 03:33:53 pm »
73 Sorc, D2, Ladder Softcore East.

Tired of trying to rush Joe.

Back to Gunz and WoW at the same time.

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Re: Diablo1..... WTF OMFG!!@!@!@#!@!!
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2005, 11:19:32 pm »
If you play a sorceror, which I daresay not, when you get to the final challenge, one word: Guardian.

One would think that the Lord of Hell would be immune to fire. Perhaps its a bug with Guardians (they might be normal magic, not fire magic), but summon about 10 of them and they'll wipe out anything. I was having second guesses about whether Diablo would kill me or not, and while I'm picking off littler monsters, the screen scrolls over to him spitting blood out of his chest. Hm!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.