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Happy birthday Hitmen!
« on: December 01, 2005, 06:45:23 pm »
Y'arr.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2005, 06:55:17 pm »
Hell yeh<3

Presents so far:
dad - $150 newegg gift cirtificate
mom - WoW + $20 cash
brother - WoW account
woman - cupcakes + things not needed to be discussed here, and she's taking me out to dinner sometime
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(22:15:39) Newby: it hurts to swallow

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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2005, 07:09:43 pm »
HITMENT HAPPY BIRTHDAY. (.......)
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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2005, 07:14:12 pm »
Happy birthday! :)

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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2005, 07:21:58 pm »
Hell yeh<3

Presents so far:
dad - $150 newegg gift cirtificate
mom - WoW + $20 cash
brother - WoW account
woman - cupcakes + things not needed to be discussed here, and she's taking me out to dinner sometime

BASTERD!

Happy Brithday  :P
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2005, 07:27:05 pm »
Bastard*

Happy birthday.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2005, 07:27:23 pm »
woman - cupcakes + things not needed to be discussed here, and she's taking me out to dinner sometime

That makes readers more interested. Weren't you ever told to share?
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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2005, 07:28:16 pm »
Bastard*

Happy birthday.

I like terds better.
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2005, 09:17:32 pm »
Pfft, you only don't discuss it because you're not getting laid, obviously. I like to fuck and I like to let people kno.

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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2005, 10:00:00 pm »
Pfft, you only don't discuss it because you're not getting laid, obviously. I like to fuck and I like to let people kno.
I need not speak of my accomplishments in a public forum. They are mine and mine alone.
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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2005, 10:00:36 pm »
Hell yeh<3

Presents so far:
dad - $150 newegg gift cirtificate
mom - WoW + $20 cash
brother - WoW account
woman - cupcakes + things not needed to be discussed here, and she's taking me out to dinner sometime
LOL first time I read "woman" I thought it said "sister". lolololol

Happy Birthday. Just for you, I won't listen to rap today. (like I ever do.. except College Dropout that is hardcore album)
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2005, 01:41:48 pm »
Pfft, you only don't discuss it because you're not getting laid, obviously. I like to fuck and I like to let people kno.
I need not speak of my accomplishments in a public forum. They are mine and mine alone.
Sure.

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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2005, 01:43:21 pm »
I'm just saying it is pretty obvious when someone is a virgin..  :P

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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2005, 03:22:54 pm »
Like you?! :p You're the only one that flaunts sex, blatentally. Maybe she was making him cookies, so he doesn't share because he likes to keep that a secret. :p <3


Happy birthday, Heetmean.

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Re: Happy birthday Hitmen!
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2005, 07:36:03 pm »
Ok it does not matter anyway. Well happy birthday anyway.   :)