Haha, you guys are weird. I'm going to go back to doing homework, and I'll assume it'll be fixed
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Come to think of it, hmm @ error logs, pages and pages of:
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Dec 1 18:30:13 darkside ftpd[11586]: [ID 214291 daemon.notice] FTP LOGIN REFUSED (ftp not in /etc/passwd) FROM S0106000f3d4eeba9.sc.cable.net [24.79.140.178], anonymous
Dec 1 18:30:15 darkside ftpd[11587]: [ID 214291 daemon.notice] FTP LOGIN REFUSED (ftp not in /etc/passwd) FROM S0106000f3d4eeba9.sc.cable.net [24.79.140.178], anonymous
Dec 1 18:30:15 darkside ftpd[11588]: [ID 214291 daemon.notice] FTP LOGIN REFUSED (ftp not in /etc/passwd) FROM S0106000f3d4eeba9.sc.cable.net [24.79.140.178], anonymous
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.. and so on.
The odd part is, I've never run FTP on any of my computers. A Mystery!