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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2005, 06:59:54 pm »
I checked Google, and the only answer I could find was, "Red, because the southern sun is so strong that it's sunburnt."  But not only is that completely wrong, it's also dumb :)

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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2005, 07:07:49 pm »
Except I didn't say what color its skin is. I said what color its fur is, which is, of course, what you see when looking at a bear.

In that case, I don't get it.  This riddle sucks hardcore.

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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2005, 08:11:13 pm »
Except I didn't say what color its skin is. I said what color its fur is, which is, of course, what you see when looking at a bear.

In that case, I don't get it.  This riddle sucks hardcore.
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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2005, 08:47:40 pm »
I think we've explored all the logical avenues.  Perhaps we should move on to the assumption that the answer is something really dumb?
I'm already there :/... I think the bear is pink. Because polar bears wear tutus
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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2005, 09:28:47 pm »
I think we've explored all the logical avenues.  Perhaps we should move on to the assumption that the answer is something really dumb?
I'm already there :/... I think the bear is pink. Because polar bears wear tutus
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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2005, 10:03:46 pm »
The polar bear is.... white you idiots!

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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2005, 10:32:53 pm »
Polar bears are clearly not white. http://images.google.com/images?q=polar+bear&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images
They are obviously yellow/beige
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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2005, 10:49:42 pm »
She is an orangey/brownish/tan, but we still call her "white".

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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2005, 11:26:39 pm »
The polar bear is.... white you idiots!

Bingo!

Man, you all think WAY too hard. The only place you can go for an all southern view is the north pole, and the only bear you'll see there is a polar bear. They're white.

For future reference, their skin is yellow, not pink.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2005, 11:28:52 pm »
Bingo!

Man, you all think WAY too hard. The only place you can go for an all southern view is the north pole, and the only bear you'll see there is a polar bear. They're white.

For future reference, their skin is yellow, not pink.

When you give a bunch of intellectuals something that easy we overthink it... additionally, I don't think their skin is yellow.  :P

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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2005, 11:43:33 pm »
yeah lol I hate it when that happens, and you feel like an idiot when you get the answer :P

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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2005, 11:47:04 pm »
yeah lol I hate it when that happens, and you feel like an idiot when you get the answer :P

Yeah.

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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2005, 12:04:19 am »
.... the animal as a whole is white ....

And btw, that's wrong.  Polar bears don't live at the north pole, so the riddle is wrong. 

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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2005, 12:33:32 am »
And btw, that's wrong.  Polar bears don't live at the north pole, so the riddle is wrong. 

No, but they live in the Arctic, which is close enough to understand what kind of bear it would be if it was at the North Pole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_Bear

By the way, this riddle sucked. :P

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Re: Southern View!
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2005, 05:53:40 am »
yeah lol I hate it when that happens, and you feel like an idiot when you get the answer :P

I don't feel like an idiot. It was a stupid riddle, and plus, Joe gave it! :p

I actually considered saying white, but I thought someone had already said it.