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Sexist Jokes
« on: December 07, 2005, 04:05:25 pm »
Q: Why hasn't any country sent a women to the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None.  She should have it open by the time she gets to the couch.

Q: Why don't women need to wear watches?
A: Because there's a clock on the oven.

Q: Why don't women need to learn out to ski?
A: Because there are no hills between the bedroom and the kitchen.
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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2005, 04:18:42 pm »
Q:  How do you turn a Dish-washer into a snow-blower?
A:  You buy her a shovel.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2005, 04:20:47 pm by Blaze »
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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2005, 04:52:55 pm »
Quote from: Blaze on December 07, 2005, 04:18:42 pm
Q:  How do you turn a Dish-washer into a snow-blower?
A:  You buy her a shovel.

LMFAO!  That's great.
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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2005, 11:40:41 pm »
The one I heard today(coincidentally) was:
Q:Why Dont women need driver's licenses?
A:Because there isn't a road between their bedroom and the kitchen
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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2005, 05:19:53 pm »
Towelie, thats the skiing one. =p

Those are great!
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2005, 08:56:39 pm »
I read this one in a bathroom stall at the University of Virginia in 8th grade.

Q:What is the useless piece of flesh surrounding the vagina?
A:A woman.

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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2005, 09:18:29 pm »
Q: What's the differance between a run and my wife?
A: I have to take my rug outside to beat it.
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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2005, 10:47:16 pm »
Question Trust, what are you doing in a University in 8th grade? The only post-highschool campus I've ever been on is Baraboo University, when I was hanging out in the woods with Justin, Liz, and Stacie.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2005, 11:43:56 pm »
Q: You know what's funny?
A: Women's rights.
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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2005, 11:47:40 pm »
Holy offendsing shit chirst that is jolly!
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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2005, 11:49:05 pm »
Quote from: GameSnake on December 09, 2005, 11:47:40 pm
Holy offendsing shit chirst that is jolly!
Offending* Christ*
The grammar police has struck again!
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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2005, 11:53:04 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on December 09, 2005, 11:49:05 pm
Quote from: GameSnake on December 09, 2005, 11:47:40 pm
Holy offendsing shit chirst that is jolly!
Offending* Christ*
The grammar police has struck again!
Mai grammer is gooder.
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2005, 05:24:09 am »
Quote from: Joe[e2] on December 09, 2005, 10:47:16 pm
Question Trust, what are you doing in a University in 8th grade? The only post-highschool campus I've ever been on is Baraboo University, when I was hanging out in the woods with Justin, Liz, and Stacie.

Campus tour with PSAT group.
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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2005, 12:49:59 pm »
I went to University of Wyoming on a camp in 7th grade sometime.  I've been to CSU's campus for a lot of things in high school.
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Re: Sexist Jokes
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2005, 06:55:34 pm »
I toured my first college the summer between 5th and 6th @ Junior University.
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