Well, I was talking to Warrior, but he exploded.
Anyways, here's what happened:
1. CD ROM boot failed, switched to bare.i boot floppy
2. Bad compressed format (?), failed
3. Flashed BIOS from floppy
4. DOS 5 boot floppy, can't read HD (which is triple faulted says Warrior).
5. Re-downloading disc 1 to make a new CD which may or may not work
6. In the event of the CD not working, A:\>emo /wrists