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Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« on: December 10, 2005, 12:20:20 am »
Yeah, I didn't like it.  Too much stuff didn't happen, and seens just jumped from one to the other, with nothing inbetween.

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Qhevat Jbeyq Jne 2, sbhe puvyqera ner frag gb yvir jvgu n cebsrffbe va uvf znafvba.  Gurl svaq n Jneqebor, gung fraqf gurz gb gur jbeyq bs Aneavn.  Gurl svtug va gur jne orgjrra gur tbbq, Yvba, naq gur onq, Jvgpu.  Gur jvgpu qvrf, frireny lrnef cnff va Aneavn, jurer gurl svaq gur jnl onpx bhg.  Gurl tb onpx bhg, naq irel yvggyr gvzr unf cnffrq.  Gur Cebsrffbe gryyf bar bs gur Tveyf, Yhpl, gung lbh pnaabg ragre gur jbeyq jura lbh jnag gbb, fhttrfgvat gung urf orra va vg.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2005, 02:33:43 pm »
My youth group is going to go see this Friday night, but I might have to hop by tomorrow afternoon to see it.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2005, 03:12:30 pm »
Just saw it, not really my type of movie.  I think this movie is more for children like 10 and under.  My little brother loved it.

However I haven't read the book so, eh. :P

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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2005, 03:49:26 pm »
The books were bad!ass.

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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2005, 03:51:08 pm »
I read them in Middle School and thought that they were okay.

His Dark Materials owned Chronicals of Narnia.

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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2005, 04:32:30 pm »
I read them in Middle School and thought that they were okay.

His Dark Materials owned Chronicals of Narnia.

I concur wholeheartedly.
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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2005, 04:39:12 pm »
My friends really liked the movie.  I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it. 

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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2005, 04:56:22 pm »
My friends really liked the movie.  I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it. 
Thats the spirit!
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2005, 05:03:28 pm »
I concur wholeheartedly.

* Sidoh high-five's Quik.

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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2005, 05:52:48 pm »
My friends really liked the movie.  I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it. 
Thats the spirit!
I wasn't anyways :P

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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2005, 06:04:43 pm »
My friends really liked the movie.  I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it. 

Good, because the lion is Jesus.

Damn you Mel Gibson.
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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2005, 06:35:09 pm »
My friends really liked the movie.  I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it. 

Good, because the lion is Jesus.

Damn you Mel Gibson.

I thought that was obvious.  Aren't the planning on renaming the movie to "Chronicles of Narnia: Jesus, the Witch, and the Wardrobe"?  But the witch and wardrobe sounds lame.......

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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2005, 07:10:17 pm »
Good, because the lion is Jesus.
Hah, so true!
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2005, 09:13:31 pm »
"The Savior, the witch and the wardrobe"
Damn you people, if you're going to spoof the title at least make it not sound retarded.
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Re: Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2005, 03:07:34 pm »
The Messiah, the Witch, and teh Wardrobe.

Can't have a good movie without a hebrew title. =p

Yeah, I was going to ask if he's the Lion of Judah. My dad was like "the boy is Jesus" and I'm like "no, it'd make more sense to make the Lion of Judah.. a lion"
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.