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Gay Cables!
« on: December 12, 2005, 06:56:25 am »


This cable is gay. Who can tell me why?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2005, 11:43:28 am »
Because the ends are male, and they're designed to fit into a female?  Wait, that's straight...

The answer is probably that it's called a "Male-Male" cable, but just because it has 2 male organs, both of which can fit into a female organ, I disagreee with that being evidence of gayness. 

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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2005, 11:53:45 am »
Its gay because on a single cable, theres two males, which is the same sex, or in the more common, Greek term, homosexual.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2005, 12:08:05 pm »
Its gay because on a single cable, theres two males, which is the same sex, or in the more common, Greek term, homosexual.
I don't think it counts as the male sex, in this case.  But maybe it does, who knows?

It seems to me like it's more like a guy having two penises..

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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2005, 12:19:18 pm »
Can you imagine how gay (in a non-homosexual-meaning term) that would be, though?! =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2005, 06:13:26 pm »
No... I imagine it being more manly than a normal man... Twice the pleasure o_o
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2005, 06:47:36 pm »
Its gay because on a single cable, theres two males, which is the same sex, or in the more common, Greek term, homosexual.

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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2005, 06:52:14 pm »
Its gay because on a single cable, theres two males, which is the same sex, or in the more common, Greek term, homosexual.

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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2005, 07:16:11 pm »
Because the ends are male, and they're designed to fit into a female?  Wait, that's straight...

The answer is probably that it's called a "Male-Male" cable, but just because it has 2 male organs, both of which can fit into a female organ, I disagreee with that being evidence of gayness. 

That's what I thought when I saw the title "Gay Cables!" :p
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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2005, 07:54:02 pm »
New answer!

- That's probably a picture of Joe's own cable, because where else would he get a picture?
- Joe downloads a lot of gay porn
==> The cable has had enough gayness go through it that some of it rubbedoff


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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2005, 09:27:42 pm »
New answer!

- That's probably a picture of Joe's own cable, because where else would he get a picture?
- Joe downloads a lot of gay porn
==> The cable has had enough gayness go through it that some of it rubbedoff

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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2005, 10:25:06 pm »
1) There's a space in rubbed off.
2) JoeMomma connects directly to the internet, so if I were to download gay porn, it wouldn't need to pass through any ethernet cables.
3) I have nowhere in my house to have a completely white background, so it can't be my picture.
4) Poke this, third result, kthx.

=)
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2005, 10:31:25 pm »
1) There's a space in rubbed off.
Nobody cares

2) JoeMomma connects directly to the internet, so if I were to download gay porn, it wouldn't need to pass through any ethernet cables.
It could be used for the phone line.  They're the same type of cable!

3) I have nowhere in my house to have a completely white background, so it can't be my picture.
I'm sure you have paper.  I used printer paper when I needed a picture like that.

4) Poke this, third result, kthx.
=)
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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2005, 10:53:25 pm »
Phone lines in the US use RJ-15, not RJ-47.
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Re: Gay Cables!
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2005, 11:03:53 pm »
Phone lines in the US use RJ-15, not RJ-47.

It's actually RJ-45, not RJ-47.

Additionally, it depends on what kind of phones you're talking about.  Cisco Avvid IP Phones are phones and they don't use RJ-15. :P