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Offline Newby

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MySpace Suicides are fun!
« on: December 12, 2005, 05:58:02 pm »
http://news.newamericamedia.org/news/view_article.html?article_id=6d8134fbbe964d76f864b3b9682dcb19

Not exactly funny. IF YOU LISTEN TO EMO, THAT IS. Hahahaha. One less weak minded fuck in the world.

And now, I introduce the ytmnd * myspace suicide links! In order of hilarity.

http://myspacesuicidethegame.ytmnd.com/
http://helenkelersmyspacesuicide.ytmnd.com/
http://myspace911suicide.ytmnsfw.com/
http://wxpms.ytmnd.com/
http://emoheadshot.ytmnd.com/

Enjoy.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2005, 06:04:27 pm »
haha comical

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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2005, 11:02:13 pm »
Hahaha.

If we had just gotten to them with the following image in time, we might have saved their poor, pathetic lives. :(  Bah, who gives a shit anyway, right?! :D


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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2005, 02:04:18 pm »
.. That's kind of sad.. :(

Even if he was Emo, he was still a person and a death is a death. 
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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2005, 04:53:18 pm »
That's like saying autistic people should be sent to slaughterhouses.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2005, 06:17:36 pm »
"This could of ben stoped," he says via a Myspace comment page that has become Josh's memorial. "All the people that knew didnt do shit. i had a good time with u in ceramics. f--- all your friends that did nothing."

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2005, 09:53:42 pm »
"This could of ben stoped," he says via a Myspace comment page that has become Josh's memorial. "All the people that knew didnt do shit. i had a good time with u in ceramics. f--- all your friends that did nothing."

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You don't feel bad at all about the suicide?

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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2005, 10:09:58 pm »
No, i'm a heartless bastard.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2005, 10:11:44 pm »
"This could of ben stoped," he says via a Myspace comment page that has become Josh's memorial. "All the people that knew didnt do shit. i had a good time with u in ceramics. f--- all your friends that did nothing."

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You don't feel bad at all about the suicide?

...

I really doubt it made him happy, but I can't say it made him sad anyhow. Suicide happens all the time, all over the place, and for all kinds of reasons. It never makes anybody happy (except immature schoolkids who go around saying their going to kill people), but it just happens way too much for anyone (except those related, friends, immediatly impacted) to care. Kinda sad to say this, but being honest, him suiciding doesn't impact me one way or the other.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Tookie MySpace Suicide!
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2005, 10:23:59 pm »
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2005, 10:31:15 pm »
LMFAO

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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2005, 11:55:07 pm »
LOL. Iam adding all those links to myspace :).
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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2005, 12:32:46 am »
"This could of ben stoped," he says via a Myspace comment page that has become Josh's memorial. "All the people that knew didnt do shit. i had a good time with u in ceramics. f--- all your friends that did nothing."

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You don't feel bad at all about the suicide?

...

I really doubt it made him happy, but I can't say it made him sad anyhow. Suicide happens all the time, all over the place, and for all kinds of reasons. It never makes anybody happy (except immature schoolkids who go around saying their going to kill people), but it just happens way too much for anyone (except those related, friends, immediatly impacted) to care. Kinda sad to say this, but being honest, him suiciding doesn't impact me one way or the other.

What about the people who are directly affected by his death?
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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2005, 03:47:08 pm »
Well, they're screwed then, arn't they.

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Re: MySpace Suicides are fun!
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2005, 08:36:12 pm »
mmk - im gonna explain this to you (i wish i could explain it to the people that speak this way, but they are too ignorant.)
everyone says he lost his life. no. that is a statement reserved for the people who actually died doing something or for a cause, or those did something and died in another way. take for example a soldier. any soldier killed lost his life doing something useful. someone that invented something useful (black & decker automatic dish scrubber does NOT count http://www.blackanddecker.com/productguide/product-details.aspx?productid=10764&toolview=1) and was killed by persay fire-ants lost their life.

now - onto the suicide. he didnt lose his life. want proof? how could he lose his life if he took his own life? he had to know right where it was in order to take it, hence never losing it.
The douchebag method:
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you