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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2005, 06:23:52 am »
Funny I thought I heard Bill Gates say "Windows 98". Thats an old one, classic though.

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2005, 07:07:45 am »
It's from the Windows98 revealing to the world. It's halarious.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2005, 01:27:36 pm »
Funny I thought I heard Bill Gates say "Windows 98". Thats an old one, classic though.

It is 98, 95 sucked even worse.

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2005, 01:55:06 pm »
Haha, that's the most embarassing thing that can possibly happen, and I feel bad for him, dispite the fact that I hate him.  But when everything works perfectly, then you demonstrate it and it doesn't work, it sucks.  I've been there.  "That SHOULD have worked, wtf?"

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2005, 10:27:45 pm »
Seen it, but it's still great. That's a bitch and a half. :P
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2005, 10:29:54 pm »
Owned.

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2005, 10:30:17 pm »
With a capitol "p".

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2005, 08:40:21 pm »
Just cause you're a member doesn't mean you can double post.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2005, 08:40:42 pm »
Queer.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2005, 08:53:45 pm »
Bill Gates made a ton of money off that I wouldn't say he got owned :).

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2005, 08:55:21 pm »
Bill Gates made a ton of money off that I wouldn't say he got owned :).

Naw, he got owned++ in that situation! :P

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2005, 08:21:21 am »
Dude, does anybody see the irony in the fact that inspite on it's debut Windows 98 crashed and it still went on to make billions for Microsoft?

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2005, 03:55:05 pm »
Dude, does anybody see the irony in the fact that inspite on it's debut Windows 98 crashed and it still went on to make billions for Microsoft?

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2005, 04:25:29 pm »
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
--The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the end of the universe

I love that one's radio broadcast. :)


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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2005, 04:44:54 pm »
Ironicly the same thing happened with XP, can't find video though.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2005, 04:49:35 pm »
--The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the end of the universe

I think everyone knows what he's talking about!  If not, they should be shunned.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is the name of the first book in the Trilogy Hitchhiker's Trilogy.  The name of the first book isn't the name of the Trilogy.  Also, unTactical's quote is from Hitchhiker's Guide, not The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, I'm pretty sure.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2005, 05:16:00 pm »
Its the first line in The Restaurant. :P
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2005, 07:35:41 pm »
Been a while since I've read it.  The books weren't all that you guys crack them up to be, in my opinion.  Nothing like Lord of the Rings or the Inheritance Trilogy.  Though there was some sweet sweet irony in HGTTG, it didn't keep me through the whole thing like the aforementioned books did.  I did read the whole series, but it took longer then it would have had it enticed me.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2005, 08:32:19 pm »
Been a while since I've read it.  The books weren't all that you guys crack them up to be, in my opinion.  Nothing like Lord of the Rings or the Inheritance Trilogy.  Though there was some sweet sweet irony in HGTTG, it didn't keep me through the whole thing like the aforementioned books did.  I did read the whole series, but it took longer then it would have had it enticed me.

They shouldn't be compared to serious books, as they're not supposed to be serious.  They revolve around "intelligent humor."

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2005, 08:49:47 pm »
Been a while since I've read it.  The books weren't all that you guys crack them up to be, in my opinion.  Nothing like Lord of the Rings or the Inheritance Trilogy.  Though there was some sweet sweet irony in HGTTG, it didn't keep me through the whole thing like the aforementioned books did.  I did read the whole series, but it took longer then it would have had it enticed me.

They shouldn't be compared to serious books, as they're not supposed to be serious.  They revolve around "intelligent humor."

And, most geek humor revolves around them.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2005, 09:57:00 pm »
Been a while since I've read it.  The books weren't all that you guys crack them up to be, in my opinion.  Nothing like Lord of the Rings or the Inheritance Trilogy.  Though there was some sweet sweet irony in HGTTG, it didn't keep me through the whole thing like the aforementioned books did.  I did read the whole series, but it took longer then it would have had it enticed me.

They shouldn't be compared to serious books, as they're not supposed to be serious.  They revolve around "intelligent humor."
I know they're not supposed to be serious and all, but I found it a bit hard to stay INTO it.  I liked the first book a lot (favorite out of the series) but then I just thought the books went downhill in their quality.  Also, are you implying with the words "intelligent humor" that I'm stupid? :-P
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2005, 10:38:01 pm »
And, most geek humor revolves around them.

LMFAO!!!

I know they're not supposed to be serious and all, but I found it a bit hard to stay INTO it.  I liked the first book a lot (favorite out of the series) but then I just thought the books went downhill in their quality.  Also, are you implying with the words "intelligent humor" that I'm stupid? :-P

So then why are you relating them to serious books?! :P

And no, I'm not.  I was simply categorizing the type of humor the series uses.

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2005, 10:49:21 pm »
And, most geek humor revolves around them.

LMFAO!!!

I know they're not supposed to be serious and all, but I found it a bit hard to stay INTO it.  I liked the first book a lot (favorite out of the series) but then I just thought the books went downhill in their quality.  Also, are you implying with the words "intelligent humor" that I'm stupid? :-P

So then why are you relating them to serious books?! :P

And no, I'm not.  I was simply categorizing the type of humor the series uses.
I wasn't relating them, I was just saying that other books kept me wanting to read whereas HGTTG didn't.  Freakonomics (latest thread in me forums) keeps me entertained [almost done with it] and it's a satirical book that also sheds light on things.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2005, 10:54:16 pm »
I wasn't relating them, I was just saying that other books kept me wanting to read whereas HGTTG didn't.  Freakonomics (latest thread in me forums) keeps me entertained [almost done with it] and it's a satirical book that also sheds light on things.

If you weren't relating them, what would you call that? :P

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2005, 12:00:09 am »
Been a while since I've read it.  The books weren't all that you guys crack them up to be, in my opinion.  Nothing like Lord of the Rings or the Inheritance Trilogy.  Though there was some sweet sweet irony in HGTTG, it didn't keep me through the whole thing like the aforementioned books did.  I did read the whole series, but it took longer then it would have had it enticed me.

I thought the whole movie sucked. I was too busy making out with my old GF at the time to really watch it. I thought the"42" thing was quite random and stupid.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2005, 12:07:44 am »
I thought the whole movie sucked. I was too busy making out with my old GF at the time to really watch it. I thought the"42" thing was quite random and stupid.

Like I said, it's intelligent humor.  If you can't appreciate that kind of humor, then you won't like the series; that's pretty much a given.

Incidentally, it seems to me like you shouldn't be judging the movie if you were suckfacing the entire time.  I think it would be a poorly based oppinion. :)