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Walmart Nmap Chair (*shrug*)
« on: December 14, 2005, 11:28:27 am »


Who knew?

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Re: Walmart Nmap Chair (*shrug*)
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2005, 12:12:25 pm »
Now with multiplayer hacking!  See who can defeat the evil System Administrator before the FBI breaks down your door!

Limited time offer, buyer subject to demeaning insults regarding their hacking ability and/or mom.

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Re: Walmart Nmap Chair (*shrug*)
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2005, 03:41:00 pm »
Now with multiplayer hacking!  See who can defeat the evil System Administrator before the FBI breaks down your door!

Limited time offer, buyer subject to demeaning insults regarding their hacking ability and/or mom.

Hahahaha.

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Re: Walmart Nmap Chair (*shrug*)
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2005, 05:43:48 pm »
Hahahaha.
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Re: Walmart Nmap Chair (*shrug*)
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2005, 07:14:06 pm »
Isn't that from the Matrix? :P
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Walmart Nmap Chair (*shrug*)
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2005, 07:17:08 pm »
I understand that the left picture is from an advertisement, but where did they get the right image? Who posted this first? Unless it was someone inside the advertising company that put it there as a joke and then showed the public, I doubt this is real.
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Re: Walmart Nmap Chair (*shrug*)
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2005, 07:20:39 pm »
The right is a blown up image of the left.  The actual screenshot on the box (and expanded on the right) is taken directly from a scene in The Matrix. 

I'm not sure who originally found it, but I know it was posted on a mailing list by Fyodor. 

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Re: Walmart Nmap Chair (*shrug*)
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2005, 11:30:36 pm »
So someone found the scene in the Matrix where they use Nmap, screenshotted it, compared it to this (where the original ad maker did the same thing) and found them to be the same, then pasted them together on the same image and propagated it along the internet?
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Re: Walmart Nmap Chair (*shrug*)
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2005, 11:32:54 pm »
So someone found the scene in the Matrix where they use Nmap, screenshotted it, compared it to this (where the original ad maker did the same thing) and found them to be the same, then pasted them together on the same image and propagated it along the internet?

I would assume so. 

Since there's a chair in that box, I'm sure that the box is big enough to actually read the text. 

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Re: Walmart Nmap Chair (*shrug*)
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2005, 03:55:12 am »
Off topic but

My roommate has that rocker chair with the build in speakers, I <3 using it when i play BF2 on my PS2
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« Last Edit: December 15, 2005, 07:47:07 pm by Quik »
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny