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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2005, 03:48:23 am »
Ipods make baby jesus cry

YOU make Baby Jesus cry.

doubt it made national news, but someone here in california stole 14 baby jesuses (jesii?) from nativity scenes in their gated community. only in california =).
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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2006, 10:26:16 am »
Brick - 504

At which point, I put it down.  My foot was asleep and I had broken 500, so I was happy :)

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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2006, 07:16:11 pm »
Elbow-on-the-knee position?

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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2006, 08:53:22 pm »
Brick - still 506

Parachute - trickier
I got to 1001, twice.  But for some reason, the helicopters stopped dropping guys, so picking them off was pretty easy.  That's just a glitch, though, and doesn't really count. 

My real highscore in Parachute is now 311. 

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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2006, 11:41:55 pm »
Jesus, you have lots of free time with an iPod eh? If I had one of the new video iPods, I'd be watching porn in the bathroom, not playing parachute! :D
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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2006, 11:43:30 pm »
Jesus, you have lots of free time with an iPod eh? If I had one of the new video iPods, I'd be watching porn in the bathroom, not playing parachute! :D

Hahaha.  Newby, you're sad. :(

Go give Brooke some surprise sex.

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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2006, 03:02:30 am »
Jesus, you have lots of free time with an iPod eh? If I had one of the new video iPods, I'd be watching porn in the bathroom, not playing parachute! :D

Hahaha.  Newby, you're sad. :(

Go give Brooke some surprise sex.

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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2006, 04:36:27 am »
Jesus, you have lots of free time with an iPod eh? If I had one of the new video iPods, I'd be watching porn in the bathroom, not playing parachute! :D

Yeah, normally on the bus or waiting for class to start.  I made it pretty far in Brick, too, but I had to quit because class started.  I didn't beat my old highscore, but I was well on the way with lots of balls.  hah.

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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2006, 01:07:51 pm »
370 in Parachute!

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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2006, 06:18:50 pm »
but I was well on the way with lots of balls.  hah.
You need to be careful of what you say!

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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2006, 07:05:53 pm »
Jesus, you have lots of free time with an iPod eh? If I had one of the new video iPods, I'd be watching porn in the bathroom, not playing parachute! :D

Not a bad idea!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2006, 03:21:12 pm »
Mmm:

Parachute: 401
Brick: 651

in Brick, at about 620, it goes back down to 2 balls, but you have a half-sized paddle.  It's hard++, I had 12 lives at 620, and was gone by 651 :(

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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2006, 05:13:59 pm »
Mmm:

Parachute: 401
Brick: 651

in Brick, at about 620, it goes back down to 2 balls, but you have a half-sized paddle.  It's hard++, I had 12 lives at 620, and was gone by 651 :(

Brick: 898 (almost at my goal of 1000!)

At about 880, it goes back to a single ball; however, the paddle is 1/4 size.  It's hard++.  Next time I'll be ready!

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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2006, 05:25:09 pm »
You fail.  Is Brick similiar to Blasterball?
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Re: iPod Highscores!
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2006, 12:06:56 am »
Theres 20 blocks at the top of the screen, in two rows. You have to kill all the bricks to advance to the next level. I've never played Blasterball, though.

EDIT -
The ball and paddle are like pong, sort of.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.