Wish me luck..

[Joe]

Meeting with police this morning to discuss me 'harassing' a girl on the bus last night. Totally BS claim, but whatever.

[ZeroX]

Yeah this has happen to me before. I suggest that you try to just keep your mouth shout and DENY everything that is thrown your way. They wont arrest you on some bullshit claim if they dont have prove you did anything.

[Sidoh]

Yeah this has happen to me before. I suggest that you try to just keep your mouth shout and DENY everything that is thrown your way. They wont arrest you on some bullshit claim if they dont have prove you did anything.

I don't think it's legal to arrest someone under 18. :\

Maybe I'm completely wrong there.  I know you can't be thrown in jail, though.

[Ergot]

Yea Joe, if you just erase your chat logs with her, they can't prove anything

[Newby]

LMAO!

[MyndFyre]

Make sure to deny ANY association with Newby too.  They'll get you for knowing him, if nothing else. 

[Joe]

You all suck at life. I just accepted everything, and seeing as how me and Megan are friends-ish, she didn't want to press charges or anything. Seeing as how there was a tiny bit of violence involved (I tapped her on the head, she called it a slap), I'm suspended for a day (yippie!)

I still get to see the movie tonight. I'm just going to have to explain to half my church where I was today.

So, anyhow, I see Ashley O. (theres Ashley H, Ashley J, Ashey L, and Ashley O, kinda like on Disney's Recess), and shes like where are you going, because I have my backpack. Quietly (its in the middle of a class, but theres two teachers right behind me, so eh?) I'm like "I got suspended for sexual assault, I'll be back on Monday". Shes gives me the "WOAH" face and shes like "What the hell did you do?" and I'm like I'll tell you on Monday. Shes like, "is that parents?" and I say "no, thats Mr. Carr and Mrs. Kleist". We had a good laugh about that. =p

[MyndFyre]

You know, you could have just told her "I got suspended for a day for tapping my friend on the head."  It wouldn't have been lying, and it would have sounded a TON better than "sexual assault."

But come on, what did you REALLY do?  You don't get labeled with sexual assault unless you did something like rub up on her or something.

[iago]

In Canada, if they even TRIED to call the police on something like that, I'll bet they'd say "don't waste our time."  Dunno if that's a good thing or a bad thing, though..

[RoMi]

No way they'd send a mounty on you in 40 seconds.

[iago]

The RCMP are for outside cities, they don't typically go into cities unless they have to. 

And unlike the US, RCMP officers are allowed to cross provincial lines.  I've heard of American criminals cross a pronvincial border and stop to make fun of the RCMP, who proceed to cross the border and arrest them.  Of course, that could just be an urban myth *shrug*

[Joe]

But come on, what did you REALLY do?  You don't get labeled with sexual assault unless you did something like rub up on her or something.

That was last week. =(

[ZeroX]

That was really dumb Joe. Now you probally will never get a GF agian for that comment you made about "Getting suspend for sexual assualt" And if she was a real friend she wouldnt have told on you. she probally dosent like your ass so she got you in trouble.

[AntiVirus]

That was really dumb Joe. Now you probally will never get a GF agian for that comment you made about "Getting suspend for sexual assualt" And if she was a real friend she wouldnt have told on you. she probally dosent like your ass so she got you in trouble.

So optimistic..

But, he is right if you were "friend-ish" then she wouldn't of called you out for "sexual assualt" when it was just a "tap on the head"..  Are you leaving anything out, Joe?

[Blaze]

The RCMP are for outside cities, they don't typically go into cities unless they have to. 

And unlike the US, RCMP officers are allowed to cross provincial lines.  I've heard of American criminals cross a pronvincial border and stop to make fun of the RCMP, who proceed to cross the border and arrest them.  Of course, that could just be an urban myth *shrug*

Yeah, police in Canada have authority everywhere in Canada, not just the RCMP.

I've heard that story before, just they weren't criminals, just plain Americans.

My cousin has been chased by the mounties, on several an occasion, and they just give up since hes a great driver and outruns them.  Apparently if they don't stop you, they can't press charges.